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07-11-2003, 09:24 PM | #1 |
Wight
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Middle Earth Song Rewrites #2
Rather than drag you all back to that kinda lond first topic I thought I'd just sart a new one. Pretty much just rewrite one of your favorite songs ME style! Here we go!
Mine is a parody of Billy Joel's Piano Man Hobbit Clan Ol' Frodo Baggins was an orphan Living with old Bilbo in the Shire But one day Bilbo Pulled a joke and left His ring had worn him to the wire But Frodo would now inherit Bag-End The magical ring was passed down Now Gandalf recalls stories of war And worst of all Said to take some freinds And get out of town la li la, li de da, la la de da dom (chorus) Run while you can little hobbit clan Run while you can tonight I'm not in the mood for excuses now Cause I've got some Nazgul to fight Now Samwise the dumb kid's a freind of his Who bears the old Gamgee name But to his great suprise and possible demise His freinds got a ring with a brain I just wanna help Mr.Frodo sir Thats the motive of our trustworthy freind He can cook he can clean and plant Mallorn trees And his master carries the fate of all men la li la de di da, la la de di da dom Merry and Pippin were the best of freinds Who always have time for a snack But a quest was embarked on & without a second thought gone Their goin and may not be back Well the fellowship started with 4hobbit pals Who split up at Rauros falls Frodo and Sam went to Mordor But Rohan and Gondor Fought on Chorus 2: Win us a war your the hobbit clan Win us a war tonight Cause your brave and your short and so hairy now But with passion and courage you fight It's a pretty dark day Down in Sammath Naur Every breath is riddled with dust Poor Frodo cant destroy the ring But his buddy Smeagol he trusts In the feilds of Cormallen they celebrate Frodo gave a 4 fingered high five Now Sauron is dead and the army's well fed They feel so full that they think they will bustla le la de di da la la de di da dom C3: Thanks for the help little hobbit clan Well send you home tonight Oh dont you cry your a hero now and the whole worlds set to rights THE END [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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07-21-2003, 09:29 AM | #2 |
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This is Arwen singing the song Love from Disney's Robin Hood to Aragorn:
My love, It seems like only yesterday You were just a child at play Now you're all grown up inside of M.E. Oh, how fast those moments flee Once we watched a lazy world go by Now the days seem to fly Your life is brief, but when it's gone I'll go on and on! You can't live But I will last I'll go on and on and on Once we watched a lazy world go by Now the days seem to fly Your life is brief, but when it's gone I'll go on and on
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07-21-2003, 09:33 AM | #3 |
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Here's another Disney spoof- it's Robin Hood again, but this one is the Moria Balrog singing its own version of Not in Nottingham.
Every mine Has its ups and down Sometime ups Outnumber the downs But not in Moria I'm inclined to believe If I weren't so down I'd up and leave I'd up and fly if I had wings for flyin' Can't you see the tears I'm cryin'? Can't there be some happiness for me? Not in Moria...
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07-21-2003, 09:45 AM | #4 |
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Heh- Disney songs are fun to spoof. Here's Robin Hood's Phoney King of England, redone, of course:
Oh the world will sing of an evil King A thousand years from now And not because he killed good guys Or had an eye without a brow While bonny good King Aragorn Is on his noble quest We'll all have to slave away 'Cuz Sauron thinks he's best! Incredible as he is unkept Whenever the history books are kept They'll call him the evil king of Mordor A pox on the evil king of Mordor! He sits alone on a giant throne Pretendin' he's the king A little tyke who's rather like Melkor's puppet on a string And he throws an angry tantrum if he cannot have his way And then he calls for rum While he's suckin' his thumb You see, he doesn't want to play Too late to be known as Dark Lord the First He's sure to be known as non-valar the worst A pox on that evil king of Mordor! While he taxes us to pieces And he robs us of our heads He sends his Nazgul 'round the world Filling good people with dread Ah! But while there is a single Man, Hobbit, Dwarf, Elf, or Ent We'll find a way to make him pay And win our freedom back The minute before he knows we're here Ol' Frodo'll ruin his Ring of Fear The sleazy and uneasy king of Mordor! The snivellin' grovellin' Measly weasely Blabberin' jabberin' Gibberin' jabberin' Blunderin' plunderin' Wheelin' dealin' Sauron, that evil king of Mordor! Yeah!
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07-21-2003, 09:56 AM | #5 |
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Okay- here is that weird song from Beauty and the Beast in the beginning with the entire town singing; I've got Sam, Frodo, and Gollum singing this one on there way to Mount Doom:
There goes the army with its orcs, like always The same old marching whining group Ev'ry morning just the same Since the morning that we came To this hor-rible country [Frodo:] Good Morning, Sam! [Sam:] 'Morning, Mister Frodo. [Sam:] Where are you off to? [Frodo:] The volcano. I just got sent on a horrible quest, with a ring, and a Dark Lord and a- [Baker:] That's nice. Gollum! Get back here! Hurry up! [Gollum:] Look there they go Oh aren't they scary? The Wraiths on wings That one's a brute Be still my heart I'm hardly breathing He's such a tall, dark, strong and frightening coot
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07-21-2003, 10:11 AM | #6 |
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And here's another one! I'm in a very creative mood this morning. Someone should oust me from this computer before I start to scare people! Here's Prince Ali from Aladdin. I've got it for Aragorn returning to be king.
Make way for Aragorn Say hey! It's Aragorn Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar Hey you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh Come! Be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Are you gonna love this guy! Aragorn! Fabulous he! Elessar Wingfoot. Genuflect, shom some respect Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm Brush up your sunday salaam The come and meet his spectacular coterie Aragorn! Mighty is he! Elessar Wingfoot Old as ten regular men, definitely! He faced the galloping hordes A hundred bad orcs with swords Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Aragorn He's got a bunch of Dunadain As for hobbits He's got two or three When it comes to the wizards and elf folk Has he got allies? Here's a big surprise, it's a world-class cotarie! Telcontar! Handsome is he, Elessar Wingfoot That physique! How can I speak Weak at the knee Well, get on out in that square Adjust raiment and prepare To gawk and grovel and stare at Aragorn! There's no question Aragorn's alluring Never ordinary, never boring Everything about the man just plain impresses He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder! He's about to pull my heart asunder! And I absolutely love the way he dresses! He's got battles behind him, plus Narsil (He's got the sword, let's see the sword) And to view it he charges no fee (He's generous, so generous) He's got guards, he's got servants and flunkies (Proud to work for him) They bow to his whim love serving him They're just lousy with loyalty to their King! Aragorn! Aragorn! Amorous he! Elessar Wingfoot Heard Elf princess was a sight lovely to see And that, good people, is why he's never cheated, oh my! He brought Dunadain, horses galore With his sword and banner A tent and more With his friend the wizard, his hobbits, his kin And his palantir, hee hee Make way for Aragorn!
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07-22-2003, 09:34 AM | #7 |
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Keeping with the theme of Disney songs, this is sung to Under the Sea. The singer is the Witch King, trying to stop Orcs wanting to leave Sauron's service.
Under the Eye The metal is always shiny In somebody else’s sword You dream about leaving Mordor But that is a foolish thought Just look at the world around you Right here on the Gorgoroth Such wonderful things surround you What more are you looking for Under the eye, under the eye Darlin’ it’s cooler Under out ruler, I do not lie. Out in Gondor they work all day Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin’ Full time to gloatin’ Under the eye Down here all the orcs are happy As off through the plains they trot The men in Gondor ain’t happy They're sad 'cause they're gonna rot But men in Gondor is lucky They're in for a worser fate One day when the boss gets angry Guess whos goin’ be losing face Under the eye, under the eye Nobody beat you Maim and decease you in Mordor, aye We what the Gondorians love to hunt Under the eye their weapon's blunt We got no troubles life is the bubbles Under the eye, under the eye Since life is sweet here We got the beat here naturall-ay Even the dread beast an’ the troll They get the urge an’ rock and roll We got the spirit You got to hear it under the eye Under the eye(under the eye) Under the eye(under the eye) When the mortuars Begin the tortures it’s music to me What do they got, a lot of man We got a hot and evil band Each little fungus Knows us and loves us under the eye Each little sluggy Singin' v. bady under the eye Each little snail here Know how to wail here That’s why it’s hotter under the stormclouds Ya' we in luck here Down in the muck here under the eye!!! Ok, so maybe not.
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07-23-2003, 06:15 PM | #8 |
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hey, this seems fun! i had a few bon jovi type rewrites... but let's try a hand at disney's robin hood theme song:
aragorn and legolas, striding through the forests, laughin' back and forth at what the other had to say, talkin' bout' their adventures and having such a good time, oo-de-lally oo-de-lally gally what a day... never ever dreamin' that the stream was enchanted, they were drinkin' they just guzzled it down, never ever dreamin' that spiders and orcs, were watchin' them and gatherin around... aragorn and legolas running through the forest, jumping logs, and climbing trees, while trying to run away, thinking of nothing but escaping, and then after making it, they were reminded they should've fought, and won out the day oo-de-lally oo-de-lally gally what a day...
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07-24-2003, 07:10 PM | #9 |
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Here's my Robin Hood and Little John version:
Meriadoc and Peregrin Walkin' through Old Forest Laughin' back and forth At what the other'ne has to say Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin' Havin' such a good time Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally Golly, what a day Never ever thinkin' there was danger by the water They were tired, they just sat themselves down Never dreamin' that a schemin' Willow with an evil heart Was a-watchin' them a-sittin' on the ground Frodo and Samwise Gamgee Runnin' through Old Forest Jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees An' tryin' to find a way To help their friends Escape, an' fin'lly makin' it Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally Golly, what a day Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally Golly, what a day Not my best, but I'm not in a very humorous/poetic mood at the moment. Still, slightly amusing, at least to my deranged sense of humor. Fea
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