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Meela · 07-07-2003, 01:41 PM

*cheering in the background*

"And the gold medal for the 1000 metre hurdle goes to..."

Or more realistically...

"And the award for best efforts aside from finishing 2 days after the other contestants goes to..."

Elennar Starfire · 07-07-2003, 03:21 PM

*singing*
we only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweeeet!

PJ: cut!! wrong character!

Lily Bombadil · 07-07-2003, 04:02 PM

Legolas: Urrr... Finally got my underwear off my head. Who knew Gimli could give such a wedgie? Now I have only to get them out of my-
Aragorn & Gimli: HAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *die laughing* [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

(for that Legolas' hands behind his head one)

[ July 07, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

Lily Bombadil · 07-07-2003, 04:09 PM

Sam: Hey! That Helkahothion guy just called me fat! BODY SLAAAAAM!!!!!!

Oddwen · 07-07-2003, 07:41 PM

Mr. Frodo! Look what Gollum taught me to do! Pirouette!

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 07-08-2003, 11:41 AM

Cadillac, black-jack, git down, Boot Scoot BoogEEEEEEEEE!

Silmiel of Imladris · 07-08-2003, 03:29 PM

If I may... Click on the link because the pic is too big to post. Clicky Here

Celeborn: Elrond! What happened to your hair?!!

Elrond: Arwen and I had a little talk...Arwen got ticked...Arwen put Aragorn's hair grease in my shampoo bottle...

Or: I came up with this one from a joke I heard.

Elrond: Celeborn is that you?

Celeborn: No, I am Celeborn possessed by Sauron. Now give me Vilya!!

Elrond: Well I am the ghost of Chirstmas past, you touch my ring I kick your a$$.

Lily Bombadil · 07-08-2003, 05:05 PM

Celeborn: Tell me how is it that you, an elf of no extraordinary value can measure 6'3" while I, the King of Lorien, measure only 5'9"?

GaladrieloftheOlden · 07-08-2003, 06:12 PM

Celeborn: Too much chili... *groan*

Elrond: Er... excuse me?

Swan song,
~Menelien

Lily Bombadil · 07-08-2003, 11:05 PM

Elrond: Celeborn, the U.P.S. just arrived with your custom made platform shoes.

Celeborn: Good. Then it's all going perfectly to plan. With these shoes, I will be able to RULE THE WORLD!! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, HAAAA!!!!
*lighting flashes & thunder claps*

Everdawn · 07-09-2003, 12:36 AM

Celeborn: Uh, there has been a problem. Galadriel found out about our "tirp away" and has cut me off from the palace. She is very very angry.

Elrond: she ahs even cut you off from-

Clelborn: uhum, yes... even the Herbal Essence cupboard.

Elrond: oh my dear Eru!

Celeborn: *tears now on his face** I know, and its not as if i even did anything that wrong!!!

Meela · 07-09-2003, 04:52 AM

Elrond: So like, this elf, dwarf, and wizard walk into a bar... he he...

Celeborn: *yawn*

Elennar Starfire · 07-10-2003, 03:16 PM

Arwen: (yes I know its elrond, but just pretend)AAAAHHH!! not you too! I thought daddy was the only one who tried on my dresses!

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 07-11-2003, 08:49 PM

Celeborn: Uh, Elrond...your face is blue...

Elrond: Estel switched my soap with prank soap. Shut up.

Meneltarmacil · 07-13-2003, 01:46 PM

Alatáriël Lossëhelin · 07-13-2003, 07:20 PM

This antenna is worthless...I'm sick of this eyeball channel! I want HBO!

Yavanna228 · 07-13-2003, 07:56 PM

Saruman:'Show me what Arwen is doing at this very moment...'
Sauron: 'Man, you really need to trim your nails. I bet Isildur's heir could do some wonders for your fingers...'
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Peace

Silmiel of Imladris · 07-13-2003, 08:39 PM

Sauron: Scratch a little to the left. Ahhhh... right there.

Meneltarmacil · 07-13-2003, 09:14 PM

I know I'm the one who found the picture in the first place, but I just thought of a caption for it.

Hmmm, good thing Wormtongue told me where Eowyn takes her showers. THIS could get interesting... *grins*

Everdawn · 07-13-2003, 11:11 PM

Heart attack! someone call a doctor!

Helkahothion · 07-14-2003, 03:57 AM

Saruman is blessing one of the seeing stones with his evil poking fingernails of doom.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-14-2003, 04:49 AM

Saruman: mirror, mirror on the wall...err, i mean ball, ball in the hall who has the longest nails of all?

Arwen_Evenstar · 07-14-2003, 05:33 AM

Sauruman manages to break through Saurons block to gain access to the
www hotrohirrimbabes com
on his palantir.

Dont ask [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ July 14, 2003: Message edited by: Arwen_Evenstar ]

Meela · 07-14-2003, 10:07 AM

Saruman: gee, this new computer sure is something!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-14-2003, 12:48 PM

Meela · 07-14-2003, 03:27 PM

Gandalf: Gerrof my nose, you dumb animal!

Gandalf: *mwah, mwah* Thursday, we'll do lunch, darling!

Finwe · 07-14-2003, 04:35 PM

Gandalf: Renech i lu i erui govannem?

Shadowfax: Nauthannem i ned ol reniannen.

Gandalf: Gwennin in enninath... Ú-'arnech in naeth i si celich. Renich i beth i pennen?

Shadowfax: You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.

Gandalf: And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

Don't ask me where I got that from, it just seemed funny at the time.

Sauron 666 · 07-14-2003, 06:57 PM

ewww, And i thought the Balrog had bad breath

Or: Suddenly, Gandalf The White realized he'd left his breathmints in Moria.

Aredhel Ar Feiniel · 07-14-2003, 07:30 PM

Gandalf: Ack, Shadowfax, how many times have I told you that getting your lip pierced would come back to haunt you?! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Shadowfax: Well you know, your nose ring doesn't exactly improve the situation... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Airehiriel · 07-15-2003, 08:51 PM

Shadowfax: Now, if you be a good wizard, I might give you a little kiss on your head! But if you are a bad wizard I will have to kick your teeth out.

(A little role reversal there.)

Oddwen · 07-17-2003, 04:46 AM

Just moments before this picture was taken, in a daring burst of speed Shadowfax took a lump of sugar from Gandalf's lips.

Aredhel Idril Telcontar · 07-17-2003, 07:51 AM

Shadofax: A-a-a-a-a-achoo!!!!!
Gandalf: What happened?
Shadofax: How many times do I have to tell you! Get a haircut! Or at least get rid of those dandruffs!

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Seemed funny at the time [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

-Aredhel

Meneltarmacil · 07-17-2003, 08:01 AM

Mariska Greenleaf · 07-17-2003, 08:16 AM

"Did you put on my favourite dress again?!?"
"I am sorry, Theoden king, let me explain..."

Meela · 07-17-2003, 08:21 AM

"What d'ya mean, I need moisturiser..."

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-17-2003, 08:56 AM

YOU--STINKY--WIZARD!You stole my hair conditioner!Well, i can see it worked...your hair even changed colour.

**The Saucepan Man** · 07-17-2003, 12:32 PM

Gandalf: Sir! Sir! The Blue Meanies are coming.

Theoden: Not here, young Gandalf, they wouldn’t dare.

Cinderella · 07-17-2003, 12:47 PM

Theoden: Gandalf! If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, never wear white after Labor Day!!!

Gandalf: But the latest Cosmo said white was the new black!

Yavanna228 · 07-17-2003, 03:24 PM

Theoden thinks: 'If I could just reach out and smash that little staff, then maybe that pompous windbag would keep his sturm and drang elsewhere. Must restrain self from clawing apart his perfect clothes, from ripping out his hair...aiieeee!'
Theoden finds himself glued to his throne.
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Peace

Everdawn · 07-18-2003, 01:20 AM

Theoden: look, now you have seen me can you please drive me to the Clinic, as you can see it has been a long time since i had my last botox injection.

07-07-2003, 01:41 PM	#2001
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	cheering in the background "And the gold medal for the 1000 metre hurdle goes to..." Or more realistically... "And the award for best efforts aside from finishing 2 days after the other contestants goes to..." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-07-2003, 03:21 PM	#2002
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	singing we only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweeeet! PJ: cut!! wrong character! __________________ Don't let me die!

07-07-2003, 04:02 PM	#2003
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Legolas: Urrr... Finally got my underwear off my head. Who knew Gimli could give such a wedgie? Now I have only to get them out of my- Aragorn & Gimli: HAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! die laughing [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] (for that Legolas' hands behind his head one) [ July 07, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ] __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

07-07-2003, 04:09 PM	#2004
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Sam: Hey! That Helkahothion guy just called me fat! BODY SLAAAAAM!!!!!! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

07-07-2003, 07:41 PM	#2005
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Mr. Frodo! Look what Gollum taught me to do! Pirouette! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-08-2003, 11:41 AM	#2006
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Cadillac, black-jack, git down, Boot Scoot BoogEEEEEEEEE! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

07-08-2003, 03:29 PM	#2007
Silmiel of Imladris Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing Posts: 395	If I may... Click on the link because the pic is too big to post. Clicky Here Celeborn: Elrond! What happened to your hair?!! Elrond: Arwen and I had a little talk...Arwen got ticked...Arwen put Aragorn's hair grease in my shampoo bottle... Or: I came up with this one from a joke I heard. Elrond: Celeborn is that you? Celeborn: No, I am Celeborn possessed by Sauron. Now give me Vilya!! Elrond: Well I am the ghost of Chirstmas past, you touch my ring I kick your a$$. __________________ Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?

07-08-2003, 05:05 PM	#2008
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Celeborn: Tell me how is it that you, an elf of no extraordinary value can measure 6'3" while I, the King of Lorien, measure only 5'9"? __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

07-08-2003, 06:12 PM	#2009
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Celeborn: Too much chili... groan Elrond: Er... excuse me? Swan song, ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

07-08-2003, 11:05 PM	#2010
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Elrond: Celeborn, the U.P.S. just arrived with your custom made platform shoes. Celeborn: Good. Then it's all going perfectly to plan. With these shoes, I will be able to RULE THE WORLD!! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, HAAAA!!!! lighting flashes & thunder claps __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

07-09-2003, 12:36 AM	#2011
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Celeborn: Uh, there has been a problem. Galadriel found out about our "tirp away" and has cut me off from the palace. She is very very angry. Elrond: she ahs even cut you off from- Clelborn: uhum, yes... even the Herbal Essence cupboard. Elrond: oh my dear Eru! Celeborn: tears now on his face* I know, and its not as if i even did anything that wrong!!! __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

07-09-2003, 04:52 AM	#2012
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Elrond: So like, this elf, dwarf, and wizard walk into a bar... he he... Celeborn: yawn __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-10-2003, 03:16 PM	#2013
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Arwen: (yes I know its elrond, but just pretend)AAAAHHH!! not you too! I thought daddy was the only one who tried on my dresses! __________________ Don't let me die!

07-11-2003, 08:49 PM	#2014
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Celeborn: Uh, Elrond...your face is blue... Elrond: Estel switched my soap with prank soap. Shut up. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

07-13-2003, 01:46 PM	#2015
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	__________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-13-2003, 07:20 PM	#2016
Alatáriël Lossëhelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Road to Rivendell: 2491 miles from Hobbiton, with Frodo and Sam, homeward bound Posts: 365	This antenna is worthless...I'm sick of this eyeball channel! I want HBO! __________________ "It's impossible to have Frodo without Sam, or Sam without Frodo. They're like two halves of one heart..." "If your hurts grieve you still and the memory of your burden is heavy, then you may pass into the West..."

07-13-2003, 07:56 PM	#2017
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Saruman:'Show me what Arwen is doing at this very moment...' Sauron: 'Man, you really need to trim your nails. I bet Isildur's heir could do some wonders for your fingers...' [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

07-13-2003, 08:39 PM	#2018
Silmiel of Imladris Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing Posts: 395	Sauron: Scratch a little to the left. Ahhhh... right there. __________________ Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?

07-13-2003, 09:14 PM	#2019
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	I know I'm the one who found the picture in the first place, but I just thought of a caption for it. Hmmm, good thing Wormtongue told me where Eowyn takes her showers. THIS could get interesting... grins __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-13-2003, 11:11 PM	#2020
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Heart attack! someone call a doctor! __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

07-14-2003, 03:57 AM	#2021
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Saruman is blessing one of the seeing stones with his evil poking fingernails of doom.

07-14-2003, 04:49 AM	#2022
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Saruman: mirror, mirror on the wall...err, i mean ball, ball in the hall who has the longest nails of all? __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-14-2003, 05:33 AM	#2023
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	Sauruman manages to break through Saurons block to gain access to the www hotrohirrimbabes com on his palantir. Dont ask [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [ July 14, 2003: Message edited by: Arwen_Evenstar ] __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

07-14-2003, 10:07 AM	#2024
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Saruman: gee, this new computer sure is something! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-14-2003, 12:48 PM	#2025
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	__________________ Fenris Wolf

07-14-2003, 03:27 PM	#2026
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf: Gerrof my nose, you dumb animal! Gandalf: mwah, mwah Thursday, we'll do lunch, darling! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-14-2003, 04:35 PM	#2027
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Gandalf: Renech i lu i erui govannem? Shadowfax: Nauthannem i ned ol reniannen. Gandalf: Gwennin in enninath... Ú-'arnech in naeth i si celich. Renich i beth i pennen? Shadowfax: You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people. Gandalf: And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. Don't ask me where I got that from, it just seemed funny at the time. __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

07-14-2003, 06:57 PM	#2028
Sauron 666 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 59	ewww, And i thought the Balrog had bad breath Or: Suddenly, Gandalf The White realized he'd left his breathmints in Moria. __________________ Ash Nazg Durbatuluk Ash Nazg Gimbatul Ash Nazg Thrakatuluk Arg Burzum-Ishi Krimpatul

07-14-2003, 07:30 PM	#2029
Aredhel Ar Feiniel Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 25	Gandalf: Ack, Shadowfax, how many times have I told you that getting your lip pierced would come back to haunt you?! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Shadowfax: Well you know, your nose ring doesn't exactly improve the situation... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Amin n'rangwa edanea.

07-15-2003, 08:51 PM	#2030
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Shadowfax: Now, if you be a good wizard, I might give you a little kiss on your head! But if you are a bad wizard I will have to kick your teeth out. (A little role reversal there.) __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

07-17-2003, 04:46 AM	#2031
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Just moments before this picture was taken, in a daring burst of speed Shadowfax took a lump of sugar from Gandalf's lips. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-17-2003, 07:51 AM	#2032
Aredhel Idril Telcontar Wight Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hanging on a sheer cliff with Maedhros Posts: 113	Shadofax: A-a-a-a-a-achoo!!!!! Gandalf: What happened? Shadofax: How many times do I have to tell you! Get a haircut! Or at least get rid of those dandruffs! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Seemed funny at the time [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] -Aredhel __________________ "I am your sister and not your servant, and beyond your bounds I will go as seems good to me." Tai uzdaryk mane Tevyne savyje/kaip giesme gerkleje mirtis uzdaro/ ir kaip uzdaro vakara naktis/ o Tu man atsakai: as Tavo laisve

07-17-2003, 08:01 AM	#2033
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	__________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-17-2003, 08:16 AM	#2034
Mariska Greenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dublin Posts: 1,036	"Did you put on my favourite dress again?!?" "I am sorry, Theoden king, let me explain..." __________________ I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.- Confucius.

07-17-2003, 08:21 AM	#2035
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"What d'ya mean, I need moisturiser..." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.