Mixed up movies game

[Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien]

IN THE MINES OF MORIA

Fellowship are walking in a row

Gimli: Hi ho, hi ho it's of to work we go!

Fellowship: **Blank looks at Gimli**

Gimli: What!? It's in the blood

ehehehehehehehe *dies*

Maybe in ROTK, this happens

The elves are sailing to Valinor. As they arrive, a random elf starts singing "A Whole New World!!! A new fantastic place to be!"

argh.. that sucked.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

To quote myself...

*Boromir is dead*
Aragorn: Be at peace! Minas Tirith shall not fall! *kiss*
*Boromir wakes up*
Legolas: He's the one...

*Boromir rises*
*Lurtz begin firing arrows at him*
Boromir: No. *raises hands*
*arrows stop*
*Lurtz goes after him*
Lurtz: *stops* Wait...this is Elrond's role!

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod the very demented

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 9:59 PM December 07, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

[Firefoot]

Another PotC One:

Scene: Leaving Lothlorien

Sam: What are these?
Elf: Ropes.
Sam: Knowing a bit about rope, might I ask what they are made of?
Elf: Elf hair...From me back!

It's not as good as I originally thought but all my other ones were already taken.

[Nimrothiel]

I've got another "Finding Nemo" one:

*Merry and Pippin are looking for Frodo and the rest of the Fellowship; they enter a cave*

Merry: "It's so dark, I can't see a thing."

Pippin: "Ah! Someone grabbed me!"

Merry: "That was me."

Pippin: "Hauh! Who's there?!"

Merry: "Pip, it's me."

Pippin: "Wait a second. Are you my conscience?"

*pause*

Merry: "Yes, Pip, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken in awhile. Now Pip, tell me, can you see ANYTHING?"

Pippin: "Ummm, no, wait! I see a light!"

Merry: "A light?"

Pippin: "Yeah...hey conscience, am I dead?"

Merry: "No, no, I see it too."

*they walk up to the light which is coming from an object that looks like the Phial of Galadriel*

Pippin: "It's so pretty!"

Merry: "I feel...happy. Which is a big deal right now, for me."

Pippin: "I want to touch it."

*moves dazedly towards it, but it jerks away*

Pippin: "Oh no, no, stay, it's okay."

Merry (singing): "I want to be with you. I want to stay with you. I'll be your best friend..."

*lots of torches are lit to reveal a band of Uruk-Hai*

Merry: "Good feeling's gone." [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Whew, that was a long post.

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:12 PM December 08, 2003: Message edited by: Nimrothiel ]

[Elennar Starfire]

Those last two were absolutely hilarious! Great job, you people!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, when I realised that you're not actually mammals. You see every mammal instinctively develops a natural equilibruim with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. Then the only way you could survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the exact same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. You humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.

Morpheus: Sure. Go back to Valinor, with your prissy Elves. Eru gave Middle-earth to us. To usss, precious!!!

*hides from flying oliphaunt*
*hit by flying dromund in the nose*

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
-&gt;Elenrod: Nose bleeding...need tissue...

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[Meneltarmacil]

*starts tossing huge rocks at Nilpaurion Felagund*

(sorry, can't remember exact words)
ELROND: ..but you will linger on after his death...always in fear, always in doubt... That, Arwen, is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death.

...Well, at least I tried...

[Meela]

Gollum pulls Frodo out from the Dead Marshes.

Frodo: Gollum...

Gollum dunks him back in, then pulls him out.

Frodo: hey, I'm conscious!

Gollum: that was for the smell.

[Bekah]

I was walking her home, and was dressed as Jack Sparrow at the time that was thought up. Got sooo many weird looks for that... Seriously, though, those beads are a little annoying. They kept hitting me in the face.

Oh yeah. I dressed up as a pirate, too, only it was pirate day. But the beads did keep coming round and thwacking me in the face. Hey, Dad took some photos, so when they're developed, if you want to see them PM me.

Legolas to the Orcs during Helm's Deep: 'Aye, avast!'

Éowyn to the Witch King: 'You like pain? Try wearing a corset.'

Aragorn to Elrond: 'There's one thing you're forgetting mate. I'm the Heir of Isildur, savvy?'

During the council of Elrond: 'Sauron. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A very long time.'

Merry and Pippin: 'We are the hobbits who say 'Ni!'

Very very funny.

Cheers,

~ Elentari II

[Miriel Undomiel]

Saruman: If the wall is breached, Helms Deep will fall.
Wormtongue: Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning - thousands to storm the keep.
Saruman: Tens of thousands.
Wormtongue: But, my lord, there is no such force.
Saruman: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby.
Wormtongue: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?


Lurtz: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Aragorn: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Middle Earth.
Lurtz: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!


Boromir: I have a mortal wound.
Aragorn: Where? Where does it hurt?
Boromir: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.

~ Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Elrond: [about Saruman] Did you do anything to pi$$ him off?
Gandalf: [has a flashback to him fighting with Saruman] I might've.


Sam: Thought you didn't smoke.
Frodo: I took it up recently, for my health.

~ Secret Window

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Frodo wakes up in Rivendell: It was a headless horseman.
Gandalf: You must not excite yourself.
Frodo: But it was a headless horseman.
Gandalf: Of course it was. That's why you're here.
Frodo: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless.
Gandalf: I know, I know.
Frodo: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true.
Gandalf: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you.
Frodo: I... saw him.
[faints]

~ Sleepy Hollow

That's all... for now

[Everdawn]

Frodo: (During any of his freaking episodes where Sam runs to his side) Sam!
Sam: What is it Mr Frodo?
Frodo: I... I see dead people?
Sam: Where?
Frodo: All around... they dont know theyre dead...

(6th sense)

(extended TTT)
Faramir: Good speech, nice and short..
Boromir: The difference between you and me is, I make this look good...
(Men in Black)

Extended TTT- When Boromir is perched and giving his speech...
Boromir- There is only one church of England, and that is the Catholic church!
(Henry the 8th)

[Theron Bugtussle]

Gollum (to Frodo and Sam as they surveyed the Black Gate): Mordor--there was never a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be careful.

~Star Wars

On the Three Hunters encountering the Rohirrim--

Gimli: You don't need to see our papers.
Eomer: We don't need to see their papers.
Gimli: These aren't the orcs you're looking for.
Eomer: These aren't the orcs we're looking for.
Gimli: We can go on our way.
Eomer: You can go on your way. Move along, move along.

~Star Wars

Pippin: Gandalf, is that a fast horse?
Gandalf, indignantly: You've never heard of Shadowfax? He made the Minas Tirith run in less than three days!

~Star Wars

Arwen: Father, this is the man I will wed.
Elrond: Arwen's hand shall be given to no man, unless he is King of both Gondor and Arnor.
Arwen: Then behold my that man--my love--Aragorn.
Elrond: Aragorn? He is merely a scruffy-looking nerfherder!
Aragorn: Who's scruffy-lookin'?

~Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Oh, and for a little change of pace...

(When Gollum overcame Sam, and Frodo came to his rescue, with sword drawn and pointed at Gollum's throat)
Frodo, grimacing: Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?

~Dirty Harry

[Finwe]

Sam wakes up to find all the lembas gone and Frodo stoking a giant bonfire.

Sam: But the lembas!

Frodo: That signal is over a thousand feet high. Every Eagle in the Royal Air Force is out looking for me... Give it an hour, maybe two. You'll see white wings on the horizon.

Sam: But the lembas!

[Nimrothiel]

Continuing with that:

*one hour later; Sam is wandering up and down a gully*

Sam: "Must have been terrible for you to watch Gollum Sam, must have been terrible for you to watch Gollum Sam..."

*spots a flight of eagles*

Sam: "There'll be no living with him after this."

[Elennar Starfire]

Another from The Wizard of Oz:

Right after Treebeard picks up Merry and Pippin, Merry says, "I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Elrond: Ah im, u-'erin veleth lin?
Arwen: Gerich veleth nin, ada.
Elrond: Then you will understand what I must do...
Arwen: ???
*Elrond pushes his hand inside Arwen's back*
*Arwen becomes Elrond*
Arwen-Elrond: Thank you.
Elrond: Now, if only I could do this to that Dûnadan...

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
-&gt;Elenrod

[Miriel Undomiel]

I loved PotC!

In FotR, when Aragorn is fighting Lurtz. Aragorn stabb Lurtz in his legg with his knife. Lurtz drag it out and lick of the blood.
Aragorn: You like pain? Try wearing a corset!

[Miriel Undomiel]

OK, since no one else posts, I will!

In TTT:
Random solider: You cannot let them go. By the laws of your father you must pay with your life!
Faramir: Forget the law! It's more like a guideline annyway...

Yep, that was PotC [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[Miriel Undomiel]

Hello?????
Have I scared everyone away with my posting?
Then I just have to post some more [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ...

PotC again.
Random solider: You cannot let them go. By the laws of your father you must pay with your life!
Faramir: Forget the law! It's more like a guideline annyway...

Come on!!! I'm feeling alone... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

[Elennar Starfire]

RotK and TTT mixup:

Frodo and Sam appear in their orc disguises.

Treebeard: Little orcs, buraroom.


TTT EE and earlier TTT:

Merry and Pippin are smoking pipeweed.

Treebeard: *looks in the door* There is always smoke rising from Isengard these days.

[Everdawn]

The scene in TTT EE where Aragorn tries to leave Arwen.

Aragorn: It was a dream Arwen.
Arwen: But where will I go? What will I do? oh Aragorn I love you!
Aragorn: Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn!

**he leaves and Arwen takes a dramatic pose looking to the sky.**

Arwen: I know Ill go back to Tara, Ill win him back, after all tomorrow is another day!

(my attempt at Gone with the Wind)

[Elennar Starfire]

Gimli has just confessed to Legolas that he has fallen in love with Galadriel.

Legolas: You think you have a chance with her? You're short and hairy. Besides, she's married. *starts to walk away, then turns back* If she kisses you, I'll make you a prince.

Gimli: Really?

Legolas: Prince of the Land of Stench.

Later...

Galadriel: *tries to kiss Gimli on the cheek*

Gimli: *tries to get away*

Galadriel: *kisses him*

Gimli: NOOOOOO!!!

A hole opens in the ground under Gimli, and he slides down a tunnel to The Bog Of Eternal Stench.

(From Labyrinth)

[Thulorongil]

This isn't really a true movie mix-up, but Laurelin and I always pictured this:

At the gates of Moria, Gandalf is getting frustrated after trying multiple phrases to open the door. He pauses and his hat yells, "Gryffindor!" and the door slowly opens.

Kinda dumb, but I couldn't resist

[Arothir]

A backwards POTC one: A pirate says, "It calls to us, yes it calls to us precioussss..."

[Elennar Starfire]

Wow, I've got a lot of these lately...

Near the end of RotK, the four hobbits clonk their mugs together.

Merry&Pippin: Take what you can!

Frodo&Sam: Give nothing back!

[TealDude4]

Gondorian 1: A KING!!!
Gondorian 2:WE'VE FOUND A KING!!!
Gondorian 3:CROWN HIM!!
Gondorian 4:CROWN HIM NOW!!!

Peasent: I am not a king.

Gondorian 1: But he's dressed like one.

Peasent: They dressed me up like this. And this isn't the sword reforged, its a false one.

Ioreth: Did you dress him up like this?

Gondorian 1: No.
Gondorian 2: No.
Gondorian 3: No.
Gondorian 4: Yes. BUT HE'S A KING!!
Gondorians: YEAH!!!

Ioreth: There are ways of telling whether he is a king.

Gondorian 1: Are there?
Gondorian 2: Tell us then.

later

Gondorian 1: So, if he has the hands of a healer, then he's made of mithril.

Ioreth: And therfore?

Gondonians: A KING!!!

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[Elennar Starfire]

More flying heads...

Random Gondorian: *picks up a head by the beard*

Head: Not the beard!

[Meneltarmacil]

THEODEN: I take my leave. (or something like that)

ELROND: *pulls back hood*

ARAGORN: You.

ELROND: Misssterr Aragornnnn... Surprised to see me?

OK, that was more lame than Nilpaurion Felagund's bloopers, but still...

[Nimrothiel]

I've got quite a few short sections of dialogue here:

Sauron to Saruman: “You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margin of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.”
– Austin Powers

Frodo to Boromir: “There's only two people I trust. One is me. The other is not you.”
– Con Air

Gandalf to Theoden: “I'm Mithrandir, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these people, I've seen sh-t that'll turn you white!”
– Ghostbusters

Gandalf the White to Aragorn: “If you're going to leave someone for dead, you'd better make d@mn sure that they're dead!!”
- I Know What You Did Last Summer

Frodo to Strider: “Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here; my guess is Bilbo found out more than he was looking for.”
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Frodo inside Cirith Ungol: “Bilbo never really believed in the Ring. He thought he'd found a prize.”
Sam: “And what did you find, Mr. Frodo?”
Frodo: “Me? (looks at the phial of Galadriel) Illumination.”
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Elrond at the Council of Elrond: “So what do you need? Besides a miracle.”
Frodo: “Guns. Lots of guns.”
– The Matrix

Aragorn: “I am your king!”
Boromir: “Well, I didn’t vote for you.”
Aragorn: “You don’t vote for kings.”
Boromir: “Well, how’d you become king then.”
Aragorn: “The Dark Lord Sauron, at the mouth of the Crack of Doom, held aloft the One Ring, when MY ancestor smote it from his being, with this SWORD! That is why I’m your king!”
Boromir: “Look, demented lords dwellin’ in lava pits distributin’ possessed trinkets is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some fanatical pyrotechnic ceremony.”
Aragorn: “Be quiet!”
Boromir: “Well, you can’t expect to wield extreme executive power just ‘cause some fiery ghoul threw a ring at you.”
Aragorn: “Shut Up!”
Boromir: “I mean, if I went around saying I was emperor, just because some charred spectre had lobbed a haunted bit of jewelry at me, they’d put me away.”
Aragorn: “Shut Up! Will you shut up!”
Boromir: “Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!”
Aragorn: “Bloody peasant!”
– Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Gimli: “All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the elves ever done for us?”
– Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

Elrond: “I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be.”
- Planet Of The Apes

Boromir: “You want to explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense in risking the lives of the eight of us to save one guy?”
Gandalf: “Anyone wanna answer that?”
Legolas: “Hey, think about the poor b-stard's mother.”
Boromir: “Hey, Leggy, I got a mother, you got a mother, the elf-lord has got a mother. I'm willing to bet that even the wizard's got a mother. Well, maybe not the wizard, but the rest of us have got mothers.”
- Saving Private Ryan

Frodo looking in Galadriel’s mirror: “What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?”
- Spaceballs

Balrog: “Your powers are weak, old man.”
Gandalf: “You can't win. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
– Star Wars

Gandalf The White to Saruman after the Ents have demolished Orthanc's defenses: “When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”
– Star Wars

Gimli (when talking about Moria): “It was the best of mines, it was the worst of mines.“
– A Tale Of Two Cities

Aragorn to Frodo: "Listen and understand: Those Nazgûl are out there. They can't be bargained with, they can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity or remorse or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."
– The Terminator

Aragorn at Helm’s Deep: “We've got company!”
Theoden: “Orcs?”
Legolas: “How many?”
Aragorn: “Uh, all of them, I think.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Saruman after the Ents have defeated him: “The insurance company is NEVER going to believe this!”
- The World Is Not Enough

Saruman re Lurtz: “For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.”
Orc breeder: “His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.”
Saruman: “Exactly.”
Orc breeder: “He vould have an enormous Schwannstucker!”
Saruman: “That goes without saying.”
Orc breeder: “Voof!”
Saruman: “He's going to be very popular.”
- Young Frankenstein

Wow, I didn't think that it would be this long. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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[Meneltarmacil]

* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]falls off chair and dies laughing at last post [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]*

Another one from Star Wars...

*The Fellowship is surrounded by orcs in Moria*

LEGOLAS: It could be worse.

*Balrog roars and orcs run away*

ARAGORN: It's worse.

[Everdawn]

OK now that i can breathe again after laughing so hard...

Probably no one will get this, but if you can believe it, it's such a good call if there ever was one!

Elrond: Here Aragorn, it's the sword of the King.
Aragorn: Well! This is going straight to the pool room!

-The Castle.

[Fire-Galad]

LOL, All of this posts are so funny. Here's one from TTT.

Aragorn turns to walk out of the armory. Legalos blocks his way.

Aragorn: Move.
Legolas: No.
Aragorn: Please move!
Legolas: No! I can't just step aside and let you escape.

Sorry, I had just seen Pirates of the Carribean before I wrote this.

[Nimrothiel]

At Helm's Deep:

Legolas: "300 against 10,000? The odds are 2.7 million to one that we will survive this battle."

Aragorn: "Never tell me the odds!"
-Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

[Nimrothiel]

At Helm's Deep:

Legolas: "300 against 10,000? The odds are 2.7 million to one that we will survive this battle."

Aragorn: "Never tell me the odds!"
-Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

[Eothain Elfwine]

LotR/Princess Bride:
Miracle Max takes a look at Boromir. "This man is completely dead. I see you have already taken his gauntlets. There's only one more thing you can do."
Aragorn: "What is that?"
Max: "Go through his pockets and look for loose change."
Later, Sam pounds on Miracle Max's door with Frodo's limp body.
Max: "Why would you want to get help from a man stinking Sauron fired? I might kill whoever you want me to magick."
Sam: "He's already dead."
Max: "In that case, I'll take a look."
Looks at Frodo.
Max: "He's only mostly dead. Mostly dead is partly alive."
Inserts bellows into Frodo's mouth.
Max: "Hey, you! What's so important it's worth living for?"
Frodo (groaning sort of voice): "Theee Riiinngg."
Sam (eager to cover it up): "Listen! He has a wife and three children. They will all starve to death if he doesn't go back to them."
Max: "Boy, are you a rotten liar."
Sam (giving up): "Alright! He has the One Ring that Sauron wants, and he has to take it to Mordor and destroy it!"
Max (looking at him sharply): "If he lives, Sauron suffers?"
Sam: "Humiliations gallore."
Max: "It's a deal."

[Elennar Starfire]

At Helm's Deep:
Legolas: "300 against 10,000? The odds are 2.7 million to one that we will survive this battle."
Aragorn: "Never tell me the odds!"
-Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars?!?!? I could swear that was Star Trek! Am I getting mixed up? Maybe.

[Nimrothiel]

You're getting slightly mixed up. I'm as big a Star Wars fan as I am a Lord of the Rings fan; if I didn't know the movie that was from I'd shoot myself. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[Meneltarmacil]

It was from Star Wars. Something C-3PO said to Han when they were going through the asteroid field. Both shows have their "Never tell me the odds" moments though, so it's easy to get confused.

[Nimrothiel]

*at the Tower of Orthanc; Saruman is somewhat napping and the palantir is giving off a pulsing glow*

Saruman: "Worm. Worm. Worm!!!!"

Wormtongue(who is eating a snack and listening to Madonnna's "Like a Virgin"): "Huh?"

Saruman: "Wooooorrrrmmmmm!!!!!"

Wormtongue: "Always when I'm eating!"

*enters council chamber*

Wormtongue: "What can I do you for Boss?"

Saruman: "There you are. Hey, answer that for me will ya?"

Wormtongue: "Sure thing Boss. I'll turn on the audio switch, that way they won't see ya."

*goes over to palantir; accidently turns on the video switch*

Nazgul("Vinnie"): "Hello, Saaaaruman."

Wormtongue: "Sorry, wrong switch." *laughs nervously*

Saruman(sighs): "Whaddaya want Vinnie?"

Vinnie: "No, no, no, no, no, it's not what I want. It's what HE wants."

*shot of Sauron the Eye*

Sauron the Eye: "Mwahahahahahahaha."

Saruman and Wormtongue: "Sauron the Eye!"

Sauron: "Well, if it isn't Saruman, and his sidekick, Snake."

Wormtongue: "That's Worm."

Sauron: "Worm, Snake, whatever! Now where's my Ring?"

Saruman: "Uh, about that...we don't have it yet; we'll get it to you by the end of the month."

Sauron: "No, I gotta have it by tomorrow."

Saruman: "The One-Ring-to-rule-them-all that's-been-lost-for-ages by tomorrow?! That's not fair!"

Sauron: "Unfair to the finder, but not to the owner."

Saruman: "So, uh, what happens if we don't find it by tomorrow?"

Sauron: "Tell 'em Vinnie."

Vinnie: "Or else Sauron is gonna look out for YOU!"

*Sauron and Vinnie laugh; Saruman and Wormtongue try to look amused*

Sauron: "Sianara, boys!"

*palantir blinks out; oops, "blinks" ha! Nevermind. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]*

Wormtongue: "The One-Ring-to-rule-them-all-that's-been-lost-for-ages by tomorrow?! What're we gonna do?!!"

Saruman: "I don't know..."
-Spaceballs

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[Nimrothiel]

*at Bag End, Gandalf has told Frodo the nature of the Ring*

Frodo: "What am I gonna do?"

Gandalf: "Run, Frodo. Run away and never return!"
-The Lion King