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Tyler · 12-23-2002, 11:48 AM

Gollum: Stop stop stop your standing on my foot.

Rose Cotton · 12-23-2002, 05:12 PM

Gollum: Your just jealus because I'm an increadibly believable CGI character.

Diamond18 · 12-23-2002, 05:53 PM

Frodo: "Ha, now I've got you right where I want you...say hello to Sting!"
Gollum: "Uh...hello Sting..."
Frodo: "Now say, 'nice master'."
Gollum: "Nice master..."
Frodo: "Now say 'Nice Master Frodo is the greatest'."
Gollum: "Nice Master Frodo is the greatest..."
Frodo: "Now say 'I worship Nice Master Frodo'."
Gollum: "We worship Nice Master Frodo, yesss we do, precious."
Sam: "When you're done with your power trip, Frodo, I'd really like to get up, because there's a sharp jagged rock lodged between my vertibrae."
Frodo: "Now say, 'Nice Master Samwise has a rock in his verti—'...oh, right, sorry Sam..."
Gollum: "Nice Master Samwi—"
Sam: "Oh just shut up, Gollum."

[ December 23, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Erana · 12-25-2002, 08:27 PM

Frodo:I SAID DON'T MENTION THE WEEKEND B4 WE LEFT THE SHIRE SAM!
Gollum (in british accent): My name good sir is 'Gollum' not Sam! Although looking at THAT hobbit 4 over a year I'd call Galadriel Sam!
Sam: shut up!

TealDude3 · 12-27-2002, 09:34 AM

Legolas: Is that you Haldir, I can't tell because it's so dark.

(lame)

Erana · 12-27-2002, 02:58 PM

Legolas: you accused me of having a fling with Erana!
Haldir: hey she's my sister hence I stole her key to her diary I read everything!
Legolas: Let me see..*reads diary*..Hey that's A hobbits tale! You numbskull!
Haldir:Oops.

Carlas · 12-28-2002, 07:41 PM

Legolas(thinking):Whats that green thing in his teeth!?!

[ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: Carlas ]

Pookabunny · 12-28-2002, 08:15 PM

Legolas: This is my gopher face. Man I wish I had bigger teeth!

My Cat Sasha · 12-28-2002, 08:35 PM

Have fun with this image. ^_^

Frodo: Sam? Could you help me over here?
Sam: What? And lose the staring contest? NEVER!
Gollum: Stupid hobbitses.

Carlas · 12-28-2002, 09:13 PM

Sam:Is this how HP made that polyjuice potion?
Frodo:Theres some beetles in here!
Gollum: No stupid hobbitses! You needs frog legsessssss!

hobbitlass · 12-28-2002, 09:19 PM

Oooooh, we is gonna eat you, fat hobbit.

Diamond18 · 12-28-2002, 09:41 PM

Gollum: "What's 'taters', eh precious? What's 'taters'?"
Sam: "Taters by Samwise...it's a beauty potion. Try it."
Gollum: "Eek! I'm so deathly afraid of becoming pretty! Ehehehehehe!" *runs away, leaving a trail of hairpins in his wake*

dragoneyes · 12-29-2002, 10:49 AM

Gollum: I thinksses we have a liver problem, our sskin is yellow, and it hurtses usss.
Sam: Here, try some of this. It's special homemade medicine, a recipe of my old Gaffer.
Frodo: You don't want to eat that! There's some leftover painkillers, from the ones Elrond gave me, in here.

Elven Mistress · 12-29-2002, 11:46 AM

Frodo throwing up in the background: Sam!
Sam: Not now, Mr. Frodo!
Frodo: SAM!
Sam: Mr Frodo!
Frodo: Your soup! You poisoned me!
Sam glares at Gollum: You poisoned him!
Gollum stares at Frodo: You poisoned yourself!
Frodo glares at Sam: You poisoned me!
They go around in circles, accusing each other of poisoning Frodo as he lays down to die.

the real nazgul · 12-29-2002, 12:01 PM

new! new! NEW! from tiger electronics that manufactures other fine products comes.... the sam-o-matic! listen to him as he repeats annoying phrases like "frodo! sir frodo! master frodo!" and can follow you accurately if you mention the words "I'am going to mordor-stay here!"

Now at a retailer near you: the sam-o-matic compatible gollum toy!(as shown in picture). with infra-red connections and stunningly realistic voices, these two can argue away at pronounciations like "PO-TA-TOES!" with increasing pleasure! They even keep eye contact!

For only £19.99, you can own the pair, and get a FREE cauldron which makes bubbling noises when you put water in it! Its a must-have! Own YOURS today!

AddictedtoRumil · 12-29-2002, 09:42 PM

the last pic that i posted sucked this one is better

Thulorongil · 12-29-2002, 10:06 PM

uh, that picture didn't work Rumil-addiction

for the pic before Sam with the pot:

Frodo: Look Sam, I'm gonna kill Gollum! you happy now?

Sam: Sorry Mister Frodo, I'm a little busy trying to figure out a way to avoid this "DVD TOWN" sign that is falling on me while you are sitting on my leg!

Diamond18 · 12-29-2002, 10:07 PM

"Waltz with me, Gandalf."

Edit: Oh well, AtR's pic was working a second ago. Legolas had his hand on Gandalf's arm and was giving him a funny look.

[ December 29, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

AddictedtoRumil · 12-29-2002, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Edit: Oh well, AtR's pic was working a second ago. Legolas had his hand on Gandalf's arm and was giving him a funny look.

I think Thulorongil was talking about that other pic i posted cuz this one is working

My Cat Sasha · 12-29-2002, 10:17 PM

Some sites won't allow you to post their pictures on other servers. Just post the image url so people can go to it.

Eruwen · 12-29-2002, 10:26 PM

Legolas: Gandalf, are...are you ok? Maybe you should go lie down. An older man like you needs to stop and rest every 30 minutes doesn't he?

Gandalf: Oh, shut up you prissy Elf! Leave me alone or I will throw you down the well with that Fool of a Took over there.

{Legolas backs up slowly and runs away laughing.}

My Cat Sasha · 12-29-2002, 10:43 PM

Legolas: Now just step to your left... a little further, your're almost to the cliff-I mean, the road...
Gandalf: Thank you, Legolas! This confounded hat is in my eyes again...

Thulorongil · 12-29-2002, 10:59 PM

That is what I meant. Sorry to cause confusion!

To add to Eruwen's gandalf & Leg caption:

Legolas walks over to Merry: Gandalf says he actually threw Pippin into the well!! hahaha! And he sounded like he meant it, too! man, he's gotta stop smoking that pipe-weed! *walks away laughing and laughing...

Merry nods in that "yup, okeedokee" way as legolas walks away.
He leans over the wall he's sitting next to and shouts down: "Found a handhold to climb with yet?"

a scottish accent replies," nope, but i'm gonna keep looking!" then mutters to himself,"fool of a took my foot! In saying that he implied that i was a fool compared to other tooks...

Diamond18 · 12-30-2002, 09:57 PM

Sméagol: "Déagol, my love..."
Déagol: "Oh, don't say that. You're just asking for a bunch of juvenille gay jokes. Why can't you say 'Déagol, my pal' or—"
Sméagol: "Déagol—"
Déagol: "—'Déagol my buddy' or—"
Sméagol: "Déagol—"
Déagol: "—'Déagol my friend' or—"
Sméagol: "Déagol!"
Déagol: "What?"
Sméagol: "Don't worry about it. I'm lying, and I'm going to kill you in a moment or two."
Déagol: "Oh...okay...I guess."

My Cat Sasha · 12-30-2002, 10:34 PM

Sméagol: What's that?
Déagol: It's a worthless piece of junk.
Sméagol: Oh. Well, we best not litter. We should dispose of it in the proper trash receptical.
Déagol: I wonder if it can be recycled.

the real nazgul · 12-31-2002, 06:38 AM

"Err, excuse me, but we need that ring for a WEDDING! the vicar is kindly waiting for it so please hand it over to him so we can carry on. And stop muttering "precious" please. hello? HELLO?"

Elven Mistress · 12-31-2002, 01:21 PM

Smeagol (or the one with the ring): Watch, Deagol my friend! Watch me levitate it!
*A few moment go by and nothing happens*
Deagol: just give it to me

LePetitChoux · 12-31-2002, 02:11 PM

The one wth the ring is Deagol. Smeagol is the one who looks like Gollum. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Smeagol: Oh my god.
Deagol: What?
S: That would go so well in my new kitchen!
D: Well I found it and it is going in my kitchen.
S kills him and gets a noce kitchen.
The end.

That was random kitchen talk...hmm...I must be hungry. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

dragoneyes · 12-31-2002, 06:32 PM

Deagol: *dreamily* Do you think that if I put this ring close enough to my face I'll go cross-eyed?
Smeagol: *dreamily* Yes, of course... What? What are you on about? Just gimme it will ya?

Sindafalathiel · 12-31-2002, 09:11 PM

Smeagol: oOoOo...shiny...
Deagol:NO! MINE! MINE I SAY!
S:need...shiny...
D:IT'S MINE!
S: *stabs Deagol and steals the ring* MINE NOW!! MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Maylin · 12-31-2002, 09:49 PM

Smeagol: pretty precious...GIVE IT TO ME!!
Deagol: No! Then you'llbecome evil and corrupt, and you'll get it stolen from you and you'll follow it to Mt. Doom and fall in when it's distroyed. ( looks down at the ring) On second thought, it's all yours.

hobbitlass · 12-31-2002, 10:20 PM

Deagol: How precious, I wonder if it could be melted down to make me some teeth?
Smeagol: We wants it, we only has six!

Question: Is that Andy Serkis as Smeagol? I honestly can't tell.

[ December 31, 2002: Message edited by: hobbitlass ]

Diamond18 · 01-01-2003, 12:11 AM

It sure looks like it to me, but I read somehwere that "Young Sméagol" was played by a guy named Joel Toebeck. But then I read somewhere else that Andy Serkis was looking forward to having his own face on screen in RotK. And it looks like Andy Serkis (I've watched the Oliver Twist in which he plays Sikes about 3 times...that is I've watched it 3 times, not that he played Sikes 3 times...are you following this? Anyway, I'm just saying I know his face pretty good...but he needs a porkpie hat to really clinch it...)

Diamond18 · 01-01-2003, 07:56 PM

Déagol: "Hey, look what I found!"
Sméagol: "What is it, Déagol my love? Is it tasty? Is it crunchy? Is it scrumptiously munchable?"
Déagol: "Actually, I think it's an alloy of metal and consumate evilness...but I could be wrong."

hobbitlass · 01-01-2003, 11:40 PM

Thank you, Diamond18, for the Andy Serkis info. I have to laugh because when I was thinking up my caption, I too thought about scrumptiously crunchable and them wanting to eat it. So, do great minds think alike?! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Diamond18 · 01-02-2003, 03:31 PM

Either that or great stomachs. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

galadriel'smaiden · 01-02-2003, 03:35 PM

Singed, but still alive! Now let's blow up a tent!

Unknown to most, merry and pip are pyromaniacs!

Diamond18 · 01-02-2003, 04:30 PM

Make way...new pic comin' through...

Frodo felt very close to Arwen after she rescued him from the Ringwraiths...

dragoneyes · 01-02-2003, 06:10 PM

Arwen: Ok Frodo, I love you too... Frodo?... Frodo! You're strangling me!
Frodo: I know.

Nevfeniel · 01-02-2003, 06:51 PM

Liv: Elijah, I think you have a pimple.

12-23-2002, 11:48 AM	#1
Tyler Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 37	Gollum: Stop stop stop your standing on my foot. __________________ Not all who wander are lost. -Tolkien

12-23-2002, 05:12 PM	#2
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	Gollum: Your just jealus because I'm an increadibly believable CGI character. __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

12-23-2002, 05:53 PM	#3
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Frodo: "Ha, now I've got you right where I want you...say hello to Sting!" Gollum: "Uh...hello Sting..." Frodo: "Now say, 'nice master'." Gollum: "Nice master..." Frodo: "Now say 'Nice Master Frodo is the greatest'." Gollum: "Nice Master Frodo is the greatest..." Frodo: "Now say 'I worship Nice Master Frodo'." Gollum: "We worship Nice Master Frodo, yesss we do, precious." Sam: "When you're done with your power trip, Frodo, I'd really like to get up, because there's a sharp jagged rock lodged between my vertibrae." Frodo: "Now say, 'Nice Master Samwise has a rock in his verti—'...oh, right, sorry Sam..." Gollum: "Nice Master Samwi—" Sam: "Oh just shut up, Gollum." [ December 23, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-25-2002, 08:27 PM	#4
Erana Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Orlando Land wish u were here.....NO I DON'T ORLANDO IS MINE!!!!!! Posts: 15	Frodo:I SAID DON'T MENTION THE WEEKEND B4 WE LEFT THE SHIRE SAM! Gollum (in british accent): My name good sir is 'Gollum' not Sam! Although looking at THAT hobbit 4 over a year I'd call Galadriel Sam! Sam: shut up! __________________ Girls have fun. Girls with guns have more fun! Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with chocolate!

12-27-2002, 09:34 AM	#5
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	Legolas: Is that you Haldir, I can't tell because it's so dark. (lame) __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

12-27-2002, 02:58 PM	#6
Erana Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Orlando Land wish u were here.....NO I DON'T ORLANDO IS MINE!!!!!! Posts: 15	Legolas: you accused me of having a fling with Erana! Haldir: hey she's my sister hence I stole her key to her diary I read everything! Legolas: Let me see..reads diary..Hey that's A hobbits tale! You numbskull! Haldir:Oops. __________________ Girls have fun. Girls with guns have more fun! Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with chocolate!

12-28-2002, 07:41 PM	#7
Carlas Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Lost in the Fog of the Downs Posts: 359	Legolas(thinking):Whats that green thing in his teeth!?! [ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: Carlas ] __________________ 七転八起...

12-28-2002, 08:15 PM	#8
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	Legolas: This is my gopher face. Man I wish I had bigger teeth! __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

12-28-2002, 08:35 PM	#9
My Cat Sasha Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 46	Have fun with this image. ^_^ Frodo: Sam? Could you help me over here? Sam: What? And lose the staring contest? NEVER! Gollum: Stupid hobbitses. __________________ Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!

12-28-2002, 09:13 PM	#10
Carlas Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Lost in the Fog of the Downs Posts: 359	Sam:Is this how HP made that polyjuice potion? Frodo:Theres some beetles in here! Gollum: No stupid hobbitses! You needs frog legsessssss! __________________ 七転八起...

12-28-2002, 09:19 PM	#11
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Oooooh, we is gonna eat you, fat hobbit. __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

12-28-2002, 09:41 PM	#12
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Gollum: "What's 'taters', eh precious? What's 'taters'?" Sam: "Taters by Samwise...it's a beauty potion. Try it." Gollum: "Eek! I'm so deathly afraid of becoming pretty! Ehehehehehe!" runs away, leaving a trail of hairpins in his wake __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-29-2002, 10:49 AM	#13
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Gollum: I thinksses we have a liver problem, our sskin is yellow, and it hurtses usss. Sam: Here, try some of this. It's special homemade medicine, a recipe of my old Gaffer. Frodo: You don't want to eat that! There's some leftover painkillers, from the ones Elrond gave me, in here. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

12-29-2002, 11:46 AM	#14
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Frodo throwing up in the background: Sam! Sam: Not now, Mr. Frodo! Frodo: SAM! Sam: Mr Frodo! Frodo: Your soup! You poisoned me! Sam glares at Gollum: You poisoned him! Gollum stares at Frodo: You poisoned yourself! Frodo glares at Sam: You poisoned me! They go around in circles, accusing each other of poisoning Frodo as he lays down to die. __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

12-29-2002, 12:01 PM	#15
the real nazgul Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nazguls foster home Posts: 36	new! new! NEW! from tiger electronics that manufactures other fine products comes.... the sam-o-matic! listen to him as he repeats annoying phrases like "frodo! sir frodo! master frodo!" and can follow you accurately if you mention the words "I'am going to mordor-stay here!" Now at a retailer near you: the sam-o-matic compatible gollum toy!(as shown in picture). with infra-red connections and stunningly realistic voices, these two can argue away at pronounciations like "PO-TA-TOES!" with increasing pleasure! They even keep eye contact! For only £19.99, you can own the pair, and get a FREE cauldron which makes bubbling noises when you put water in it! Its a must-have! Own YOURS today! __________________ Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog

12-29-2002, 09:42 PM	#16
AddictedtoRumil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 65	the last pic that i posted sucked this one is better __________________ ~AddictedtoRumil~ You better move over Legolas Rumil's here

12-29-2002, 10:06 PM	#17
Thulorongil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: wherever the road may take me Posts: 97	uh, that picture didn't work Rumil-addiction for the pic before Sam with the pot: Frodo: Look Sam, I'm gonna kill Gollum! you happy now? Sam: Sorry Mister Frodo, I'm a little busy trying to figure out a way to avoid this "DVD TOWN" sign that is falling on me while you are sitting on my leg! __________________ I sit beside the fire and think of people long ago, And people who will see a world that I shall never know.

12-29-2002, 10:07 PM	#18
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	"Waltz with me, Gandalf." Edit: Oh well, AtR's pic was working a second ago. Legolas had his hand on Gandalf's arm and was giving him a funny look. [ December 29, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-29-2002, 10:17 PM	#20
My Cat Sasha Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 46	Some sites won't allow you to post their pictures on other servers. Just post the image url so people can go to it. __________________ Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!

12-29-2002, 10:26 PM	#21
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 892	Legolas: Gandalf, are...are you ok? Maybe you should go lie down. An older man like you needs to stop and rest every 30 minutes doesn't he? Gandalf: Oh, shut up you prissy Elf! Leave me alone or I will throw you down the well with that Fool of a Took over there. {Legolas backs up slowly and runs away laughing.}

12-29-2002, 10:43 PM	#22
My Cat Sasha Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 46	Legolas: Now just step to your left... a little further, your're almost to the cliff-I mean, the road... Gandalf: Thank you, Legolas! This confounded hat is in my eyes again... __________________ Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!

12-29-2002, 10:59 PM	#23
Thulorongil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: wherever the road may take me Posts: 97	That is what I meant. Sorry to cause confusion! To add to Eruwen's gandalf & Leg caption: Legolas walks over to Merry: Gandalf says he actually threw Pippin into the well!! hahaha! And he sounded like he meant it, too! man, he's gotta stop smoking that pipe-weed! *walks away laughing and laughing... Merry nods in that "yup, okeedokee" way as legolas walks away. He leans over the wall he's sitting next to and shouts down: "Found a handhold to climb with yet?" a scottish accent replies," nope, but i'm gonna keep looking!" then mutters to himself,"fool of a took my foot! In saying that he implied that i was a fool compared to other tooks... __________________ I sit beside the fire and think of people long ago, And people who will see a world that I shall never know.

12-30-2002, 09:57 PM	#24
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Sméagol: "Déagol, my love..." Déagol: "Oh, don't say that. You're just asking for a bunch of juvenille gay jokes. Why can't you say 'Déagol, my pal' or—" Sméagol: "Déagol—" Déagol: "—'Déagol my buddy' or—" Sméagol: "Déagol—" Déagol: "—'Déagol my friend' or—" Sméagol: "Déagol!" Déagol: "What?" Sméagol: "Don't worry about it. I'm lying, and I'm going to kill you in a moment or two." Déagol: "Oh...okay...I guess." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-30-2002, 10:34 PM	#25
My Cat Sasha Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 46	Sméagol: What's that? Déagol: It's a worthless piece of junk. Sméagol: Oh. Well, we best not litter. We should dispose of it in the proper trash receptical. Déagol: I wonder if it can be recycled. __________________ Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!

12-31-2002, 06:38 AM	#26
the real nazgul Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nazguls foster home Posts: 36	"Err, excuse me, but we need that ring for a WEDDING! the vicar is kindly waiting for it so please hand it over to him so we can carry on. And stop muttering "precious" please. hello? HELLO?" __________________ Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog

12-31-2002, 01:21 PM	#27
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Smeagol (or the one with the ring): Watch, Deagol my friend! Watch me levitate it! A few moment go by and nothing happens Deagol: just give it to me __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

12-31-2002, 02:11 PM	#28
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	The one wth the ring is Deagol. Smeagol is the one who looks like Gollum. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Smeagol: Oh my god. Deagol: What? S: That would go so well in my new kitchen! D: Well I found it and it is going in my kitchen. S kills him and gets a noce kitchen. The end. That was random kitchen talk...hmm...I must be hungry. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

12-31-2002, 06:32 PM	#29
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Deagol: dreamily Do you think that if I put this ring close enough to my face I'll go cross-eyed? Smeagol: dreamily Yes, of course... What? What are you on about? Just gimme it will ya? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

12-31-2002, 09:11 PM	#30
Sindafalathiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nargothrond Posts: 54	Smeagol: oOoOo...shiny... Deagol:NO! MINE! MINE I SAY! S:need...shiny... D:IT'S MINE! S: stabs Deagol and steals the ring MINE NOW!! MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! __________________ "My Legions of Terror will be an equal-opportunity employer. Conversely, when it is prophesied that no man can defeat me, I will keep in mind the increasing number of non-traditional gender roles." ~The Evil Overlord List

12-31-2002, 09:49 PM	#31
Maylin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mordor ( or school, same thing) Posts: 81	Smeagol: pretty precious...GIVE IT TO ME!! Deagol: No! Then you'llbecome evil and corrupt, and you'll get it stolen from you and you'll follow it to Mt. Doom and fall in when it's distroyed. ( looks down at the ring) On second thought, it's all yours. __________________ You feel an overwhelming urge to click here

12-31-2002, 10:20 PM	#32
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Deagol: How precious, I wonder if it could be melted down to make me some teeth? Smeagol: We wants it, we only has six! Question: Is that Andy Serkis as Smeagol? I honestly can't tell. [ December 31, 2002: Message edited by: hobbitlass ] __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

01-01-2003, 12:11 AM	#33
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	It sure looks like it to me, but I read somehwere that "Young Sméagol" was played by a guy named Joel Toebeck. But then I read somewhere else that Andy Serkis was looking forward to having his own face on screen in RotK. And it looks like Andy Serkis (I've watched the Oliver Twist in which he plays Sikes about 3 times...that is I've watched it 3 times, not that he played Sikes 3 times...are you following this? Anyway, I'm just saying I know his face pretty good...but he needs a porkpie hat to really clinch it...) __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

01-01-2003, 07:56 PM	#34
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Déagol: "Hey, look what I found!" Sméagol: "What is it, Déagol my love? Is it tasty? Is it crunchy? Is it scrumptiously munchable?" Déagol: "Actually, I think it's an alloy of metal and consumate evilness...but I could be wrong." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

01-01-2003, 11:40 PM	#35
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Thank you, Diamond18, for the Andy Serkis info. I have to laugh because when I was thinking up my caption, I too thought about scrumptiously crunchable and them wanting to eat it. So, do great minds think alike?! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

01-02-2003, 03:31 PM	#36
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Either that or great stomachs. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.