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Inziladun · 07-04-2009, 06:54 PM

...could prevent Bilbo...

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 07:13 PM

...from releasing the...

Oddwen · 07-04-2009, 07:29 PM

...horror upon the...

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 07:43 PM

...unsuspecting folk of...

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-04-2009, 07:43 PM

...Mirkwood vampire spiders...

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 07:57 PM

...which happened to...

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-04-2009, 08:15 PM

...bite Legolas Greenleaf...

narfforc · 07-04-2009, 08:16 PM

..in his buttocks...

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 08:32 PM

..., which was distressing...

Hakon · 07-04-2009, 11:11 PM

because he then...

Inziladun · 07-05-2009, 08:00 AM

...required Gimli to...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-05-2009, 08:06 AM

"use a special"

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-05-2009, 08:32 AM

...and very painful...

Eönwë · 07-05-2009, 09:15 AM

...method, in order...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-05-2009, 12:53 PM

"to cleanse and"

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-05-2009, 01:18 PM

...drink Esmeralda's remedy...

Eönwë · 07-05-2009, 02:27 PM

...which was made...

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-05-2009, 02:43 PM

... on Tuesday night.

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be Uncle
Bilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night.

Eönwë · 07-05-2009, 03:02 PM

This caused there...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-05-2009, 04:10 PM

"to be some"

Eönwë · 07-05-2009, 04:33 PM

...sudden changes in...

narfforc · 07-05-2009, 04:47 PM

....this absurd story......

Inziladun · 07-05-2009, 04:47 PM

...which Bilbo was...

narfforc · 07-05-2009, 04:54 PM

........trying to translate......

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-05-2009, 04:54 PM

... into every language ...

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-05-2009, 05:04 PM

...,publish in Playboy,...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-05-2009, 05:05 PM

and send to

narfforc · 07-05-2009, 05:10 PM

...Mr Peter Jackson.

Eönwë · 07-05-2009, 05:28 PM

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be UncleBilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night.

This caused there to be some sudden changes in this absurd story which Bilbo was trying to translate into every language, publish in Playboy, and send to Mr Peter Jackson."

A rift in...

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-05-2009, 05:37 PM

...the space-time continuum...

Inziladun · 07-05-2009, 05:51 PM

...opened near Esmerelda's...

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-05-2009, 07:10 PM

...kitchen as she...

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-05-2009, 09:06 PM

...ate all the ...

Hakon · 07-05-2009, 11:03 PM

cookies made from...

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-06-2009, 02:08 AM

...Bob marley's garden ...

narfforc · 07-06-2009, 04:31 AM

.......of strange Weed.....

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-06-2009, 07:07 AM

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be UncleBilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night.

This caused there to be some sudden changes in this absurd story which Bilbo was trying to translate into every language, publish in Playboy, and send to Mr Peter Jackson."

A rift in the space-time continuum opened near Esmeralda's kitchen as she ate
all the cookies made from Bob marley's garden of strange Weed.
...The continuum spun...

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-06-2009, 07:24 AM

...in many colours...

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-06-2009, 07:27 AM

...and teleported Esmeralda...

narfforc · 07-06-2009, 07:45 AM

.....to her toilet......

07-04-2009, 06:54 PM	#81
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	...could prevent Bilbo... __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-04-2009, 07:13 PM	#82
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07-04-2009, 07:29 PM	#83
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	...horror upon the... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-04-2009, 07:43 PM	#84
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07-04-2009, 07:43 PM	#85
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...Mirkwood vampire spiders... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-04-2009, 07:57 PM	#86
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07-04-2009, 08:15 PM	#87
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...bite Legolas Greenleaf... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-04-2009, 08:16 PM	#88
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	..in his buttocks... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-04-2009, 08:32 PM	#89
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07-04-2009, 11:11 PM	#90
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	because he then... __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-05-2009, 08:00 AM	#91
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	...required Gimli to... __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-05-2009, 08:06 AM	#92
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07-05-2009, 08:32 AM	#93
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...and very painful... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-05-2009, 09:15 AM	#94
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07-05-2009, 12:53 PM	#95
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07-05-2009, 01:18 PM	#96
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...drink Esmeralda's remedy... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-05-2009, 02:27 PM	#97
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07-05-2009, 02:43 PM	#98
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	... on Tuesday night. "In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat. Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss". When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers. But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be Uncle Bilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about. So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee. Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-05-2009, 03:02 PM	#99
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	This caused there... __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-05-2009, 04:10 PM	#100
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"to be some" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-05-2009, 04:33 PM	#101
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07-05-2009, 04:47 PM	#102
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	....this absurd story...... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-05-2009, 04:47 PM	#103
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	...which Bilbo was... __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-05-2009, 04:54 PM	#104
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	........trying to translate...... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-05-2009, 04:54 PM	#105
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	... into every language ... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-05-2009, 05:04 PM	#106
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...,publish in Playboy,... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-05-2009, 05:05 PM	#107
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	and send to __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-05-2009, 05:10 PM	#108
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	...Mr Peter Jackson. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-05-2009, 05:28 PM	#109
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat. Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss". When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers. But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be UncleBilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about. So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee. Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night. This caused there to be some sudden changes in this absurd story which Bilbo was trying to translate into every language, publish in Playboy, and send to Mr Peter Jackson." A rift in... __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-05-2009, 05:37 PM	#110
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...the space-time continuum... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-05-2009, 05:51 PM	#111
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	...opened near Esmerelda's... __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-05-2009, 07:10 PM	#112
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...kitchen as she... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-05-2009, 09:06 PM	#113
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	...ate all the ... __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

07-05-2009, 11:03 PM	#114
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	cookies made from... __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-06-2009, 02:08 AM	#115
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	...Bob marley's garden ... __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....