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06-03-2003, 03:44 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Amid the hills and dales of the Shire... or not.
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Here's an idea for any James Bond fans.
Which LotR character would make the best JB? |
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06-03-2003, 04:36 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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I am REALLY sorry, but I just watched Spaceballs last night for the first time and this has been stuck in my head...
 Dig, dig, dig dig dig DIG DIG dig!!  Dig, dig. Dig dig dig dig dig DIG!!  Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?
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06-03-2003, 04:45 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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And now this is stuck in my head.
 The name's Stone...  Elfstone...  DAH DAH DAH DAH...DADADAH!!!(james bond music)  DAH DAH DAH...DADA!  I'll have some ale...  Shaken...not stirred.  My name is Ivonna...  Ivonna Elfalot. SORRY! It's the only thing I could think of. AAH!
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits." |
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06-03-2003, 05:04 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
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That is quite funny... especially as I watched Goldfinger for the first time last night... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
 The name is Bond...  James Bond.  ...and this isn't a tranquilizer. ~Menelien
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06-03-2003, 05:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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Horse-Maiden, GaladrielOTO, those are great!! Ivonna Elfalot.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
rotflol *dies*
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06-03-2003, 07:55 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars
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[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Samwise Squarepants? Oh, I never learn.
Lindril (will my eyes get stuck this way) Arvilya
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06-03-2003, 07:58 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere Else
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Indeed, Samwise Squarepants..
I was bored, so I felt like sticking sams face on spongebob.. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-04-2003, 11:12 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Good heck! Samwise Squarepants! I didn't see that when I posted! ROTFL!
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06-04-2003, 09:40 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Amid the hills and dales of the Shire... or not.
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Thank you GOTO and Horse-Maiden for taking my idea and making it funny. I just had this image in my mind of Frodo going:
 The name is Baggins.  Frodo Baggins. Or maybe Saruman.  The name is White.  Saruman the White.  No, wait! I meant the Many-Colored! |
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06-04-2003, 09:40 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Road to Rivendell: 2491 miles from Hobbiton, with Frodo and Sam, homeward bound
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Quote:
 [ June 04, 2003: Message edited by: Alatáriël ]
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06-04-2003, 10:32 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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*choke, sputter, die*
Please don't do that again. I'm already having nightmares over Samwise Squarepants. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] However, along that line:  The name's 'rond...  ELrond.... *theme music* [ June 05, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King! |
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06-04-2003, 11:22 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2003
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*Chuckles* I've been missing out! Monty Python, evil muffins, and James Bonds galore! You guys have the funniest ideas! I've come up with a little contest based off of American Idol. Anyone can do the clips for it and vote for who sings the best. Of course that is if the contestants make it to singing because I'm sure some of them will try to rig it. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Ok, let me know if you guys are interested in doing this because I will keep track of the votes. The contest can end on Monday, June 9 or before that if there are no contestants left.
******** Now the one who became the Disco King of Middle Earth brings you an entirely new contest, Middle Earth Idol!! Hello, all and especially my supporters on the Downs! Today I bring to you a special show where others may obtain the fame and status that I have through singing!  *Cheers sound for Boromir and shouts of Do the Wave can be heard* Thank you, thank you my adoring fans! And without further ado I announce to you the four contestants for ME Idol!  B: First it's my overshadowed brother Faramir! F: At last an opportunity to shine!  B: Next up is the self absorbed Legolas! L: With my natural Elven talent for singing and incredibly good looks I have this contest in the bag!  B: The third contestant is our favorite Fool of a Took, Pippin! P: Everyone tells me I'm quite a good singer, well all the drunks in the pub that is.  B: And finally the man with too many names Aragorn!! A: No one can sing the ballad of Beren and Luthien like I can.  TBC...I'm posting who the judges are next.
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06-04-2003, 11:31 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2003
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B: Now that you know the contestants its time to introduce the judges! I, the Disco King, am the first judge on ME Idol!
 B: And now our next judge, the Witch King of the Nazgul. WK: All that screeching is in tune you know.  B: Please Witch King put your black robe on you're freaking everyone out.  WK: FINE!  B: And the last judge is the all seeing beautiful Galadriel! G: Thank you, unfortunately I already know the winner because I've looked into my magic birdbath.  B: *Coughs* Keep that to yourself, Galadriel.  B: Know that you know everyone let the contest begin!  Ok, the judges and contestants are set! Feel free to add your own scene to it. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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"If I say he is a Burglar, a Burglar he is, or will be when the time comes." Gandalf sticking it to the Dwarves. |
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06-05-2003, 05:25 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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OH man that was so funny, puts my herbal essence attempt to shame... but not to worry, oh not at all, for i too have something coming! mark my words! *evil laughter*
OK ill stop now..
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06-05-2003, 07:31 AM
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Night In Wight Satin
Join Date: May 2000
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This topic has become way too long and takes forever to load (and adds to our bandwidth woes). I am closing it but will reopen another in just a few minutes.
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08-09-2004, 09:02 AM
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: perpetual uncertainty
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On subject, very good, Morsul. Fea
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03-15-2005, 12:44 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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 The Balrog stepped onto the bridge. But just before Gandalf could speak:  Balrog: You cannot pass!  Gandalf: You cannot pa- ... ... I beg you're pardon!? Balrog: Ah Ha! The tables have turned! I am a servant of the Dark lord! Wielder of the Flame of Udun! The bright fire shall not avail you! Flame of Arnor!  Gandalf: Now you're just being silly! I don't even want to go that way! You're supposed to be coming this way! Balrog: ... ... ... erm... ...
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03-15-2005, 08:08 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Nice turn of events! You would think that after ages of slumbering, even a balrog would be groggy... just a bit.
 ~ Frozen Ka
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03-15-2005, 02:06 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Good ones Hookbill and Naz...This is from a play I recently watched, of course with different characters.
 You know I once had real job herding sheep, before I decided to help out my uncle. I don't like sheep, they blindly follow anyone, and show no initiative. And now I'm still followed by sheep!  Eowyn, you are my world!  What did I tell you...I'm haunted by Sheep! |
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03-15-2005, 08:09 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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Sheep! Confused balrog! ^__^
 I'm hotata.  I'm sorry, what?  I'm on this magazine cover & you're not!  WHAT?!!  There must be some mistake... *sob sniffle snort* eheheh... this is addictive..... |
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03-17-2005, 06:45 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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 We need food.  Ah! A bird!  I'll shoot it & we'll have it for dinner!  Wait! Why are you pointing that at ME---  I'm terrible.
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