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 Aragorn: Good Party Gandalf: Yes jolly good fun Denetor  half Drunk)A toast too all these great people here too night especially Eowyn *blows Kiss* Eowyn Aw how sweet Party continues...next day  Sam: Ah what a gorsious day  Sam:Is that.. it is!  Sam: Frodo you drunk you were up all night partying with DEnetor and Gandalf huh?! I went and told you alcoholism is bad you should be a DOwnsaholic like me it's much safer! OK lousy joke at the end otherwise it seemed good
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 What is that?  Yes what is that?  do tell, speak up  I have no idea what you're talking about?  So your plan is to what? make the ringwraiths laugh to death? You look so Silly! I thought it was a cool helmet  You cant be serious!
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08-14-2004, 06:36 PM
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There is a limit to the picture size you may post on this thread. Please adjust them accordingly.
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08-14-2004, 06:38 PM
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I dont know how to do that...i gladly would if i knew how
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08-14-2004, 07:27 PM
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Photoshop works well. Even paint (lousiest program ever) can adjust size.
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10-22-2004, 10:31 PM
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Ahh... Well, this isn't really my picture but, it's from one of my favortie movies. Hedwig and The Angry Inch !!! So enjoy.
You've seen Boromir the Disco King... ( David Bowie made a song called "Bring me the Disco King") Now Meet Legolas, The Glam Rocker!!!  Now, how about another picture?  Ah, i love myself!!!  - A Very Creative Ka
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08-16-2004, 11:46 AM
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Here goes nothing;
 Sam: Mr.Frodo, I have a confession to make. Frodo: What is it? Sam: well, you know how we're on Mt.Doom? Frodo: Yes... Sam: and you know how we're going to destroy the ring of power here? Frodo: Yes... Sam: you see, That's not the ring we left with. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Sam: Well sir, beggin your pardon, but I sold it to this orc for some magic seeds, he said they'd grow so tall that Sauron would run away and never come back. Frodo: and you believed him? Sam: Not anymore sir, the seeds turned out to be rabbit droppings... So what do we do now? There is nothing else for it... Sorry, I couldn’t think of a better way to end it. But I'd just finished watching Monty Python’s: The meaning of Life.
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08-19-2004, 06:48 PM
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Could it be?? IT IS! Yaaayy!!!
O, sweet Crazy Pics!
Whose reasonably sized images I shall host myself Lest the BW Be stirr'd from his Barrow And close The Thread. Welcome to your next Insanity Hosted Competition! Here we are at the Crazy Pics! Arena for our next contest...this time to decide the *drumroll* *paradiddle ten stroke roll* * H | x x x x x x x x | x x x x x x x x | x x x x x x x x | S | - - * - - - * - | - - * - - - * - | - - * - - - * - | B | o o - - o o - - | o o - - o o - - | o o - - o o - - | * Audience: Get ON with it already! Err, ok. The contest is to decide the HAIREST MAN IN MIDDLE-EARTH! And now, here's your judge Peregrin Took!  Oh no...  Please don't submit me to this humiliation and utter degradation again! Nonsense! You'll enjoy it! Especially when you get to meet the contestants.  No please no please no please no please... First off is Aragorn son of Arathorn! Many long years of razorless wandering in the wilds gives man a distinct advantage!  I've said it before and I'll say it again. Rowrrr! Also there's the Wizard Gandalf! Wisdom sits in his right hand, the light of knowledge is upon his brow, and there are crumbs in his copious beard!  Ahhh... And Gimli son of Gloin! Keeper of the three golden hairs, and also the Eru-knows-how-many brown ones!  Annnnnnd you know it! And Frodo son of Drogo! Which is thicker? The hair on his haid, or on his feet?  Yo yo, wassap homey dog? Fo shizzle ma nizz, dig my 'fro 'do, what? My hair be brick! What? Um, and last but not least...Legolas?  Yes. What else is there for you to say? Yes, yes, yes!  Just look at my hair, how it shines in the moonlight!  Here, let me tilt my head so you can get the full impact.  My immaculate braid...  Not to mention my dashing, debonair stare from across the room, practiced over centuries... Duhhrrrrr...well, anyway, let us get on with the contest! (TBC)
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08-19-2004, 07:07 PM
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 Ooh, there's some pretty stiff competition... But it's all in the bag!  Or maybe I should say "In the Helmet". Hello, dwarf.  What? Oh, it's you. What do you want?  I want to do something that I've wanted to do for a long, long time.  Noo! Not the beard!  You stupid elf! My beautiful beard is gone! What a disgrace for a dwarf!  ***And for a full three days, the forests echoed and rang with elvish laughter*** (TBC...but tomorrow. I must leave now. G'night!)
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08-19-2004, 07:40 PM
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So do we get to vote?
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Sooo funny!!
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I remember seeing a video clip about using eagles to destroy the Ring, and yes, I shamelessly stole the idea.
~The Lord of the Rings~ The Avian Edition  At the Council of Elrond...  Seriously, don't you guys have any ideas how we could get the Ring into Mordor?  Uh, I can't think of anything. It's not like we could just fly there on a giant eagle and drop it in.  Haha, are you kidding me? Just watch.  Dum di dum dum *drop*  *splash*  *BOOOOM*  Wow.  And what was so hard about that?!
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03-20-2006, 07:56 AM
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Those are so cool!!!
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03-20-2006, 08:23 PM
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Brings back memories from when I first read LOTR, and I would sit there and try to find a solution to the ring problem as I read The Council of Elrond... I swear, the elves stole my 'Just dump it in the ocean and have the Varda hide it for later' idea.
But, the idea of using the eagles is pure genius... Would ruin a great story to recap on, but very efficient none the less. ~ Reflective Ka
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03-26-2003, 05:44 PM
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Oh Gondor....
I can't say anything coherent for the next hour as that's how long I'll be laughing. The helmet man? Boromir stealing Legolas' shampoo? Elrond smiling? It's too much! *dies*
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03-26-2003, 07:00 PM
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I reread this thread last night before going to bed...afterwards I had funny dreams & I woke up laughing... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]
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u people shouldn't be so funny...( gales of laughter) I will forget to breathe if I laugh too long.
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03-26-2003, 08:40 PM
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Those are hilarious. I love all of these posts!!! Sapphire - the second was just as funny as the first! Annunfuiniel, that was a great one! ahhh, I love this thread.
Come on people! Those of you who haven't posted yet, scoop your brains out, and find some funny stuff! Even if you don't think it will be funny, try it out anyway. We may be very amused!
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03-26-2003, 09:17 PM
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Oooh how funny! Lemme try my hand at one...
 Approaches and sees Eowyn "Oh no..."  "Hello my darling Prince"  Turns to Hasufel "Shoot...hide me"  "No need to hide darling...I've just come to say I've fallen in love with Legolas!"  Looks at her in shock...unable to speak  "Hee hee hee"  "Watch it Aragorn, son of Arathorn."  "Hmph...they always go for the pretty boys [ March 26, 2003: Message edited by: Rochelle ]
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03-26-2003, 09:48 PM
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 None of you know this, but Aragorn takes disco classes.  Whaaat? Yeah, okay, Boromir. Whatever.  No, it's true! I'll show you!:  *busts a move*
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03-27-2003, 06:01 AM
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Below my non-existent avatar should read "Died of Laughter". Disco? Woohoo! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Keep 'em up, I'll have to try another soon...
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03-27-2003, 07:30 AM
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Hey, glad you liked my first one! And ready or not here comes the next:
Aragorn: Hehe, finally I managed to get rid of those mad fangirls. Legolas: Erm, I wouldn't be so sure about that.  Aragorn: Okay, I'm tired of running away! Let them come, I'm ready!  Rosie: *giggle* Oh Aragorn, my hero! We meet at last! Forget about Arwen and Eowyn, take me, ME!!  Sam: Rosie?! Oh, Rosie, how could you do this to me?  Aragorn: Oh come on! A HOBBIT-lass!?! What next? Dwarves??  Gimli: Oh Aragorn, finally! *giggle* I thought you'd never notice!  Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 
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Heehee, too funny all!! I hope to have another one up soon... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Rynoah, you are going to get me in trouble yet! I had to cover my mouth when I looked at the *busts a move* AHAHAHAHAHA!! That was tooo funny, and I'm at work!!
I love all of Aragorns girlfriends, too. I can just hear Gimli taking on a high pitched voice, "Oh Aragorn! tee he he"!!!!!
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03-27-2003, 12:54 PM
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 Bilbo, What exactly are you doing? Sshh! I'm on a stakeout! Stakeout? Who are you stakeing out? That Pippin fellow: he's mighty suspicious! Did someone say my name? Ach! Frodo! Hide me! Frodo! Was it you who said my name? Me? Why would I say your name?do you like it?
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 *Sharp intake of breath* Gandalf, I have to go!  What?! Again? You just went twenty minutes ago!  I know, but I drank all my water, and I have to go now, or I'm going to burst!  Fool of a Took! You're wasting all of our time!  I KNOW! But if you don't let me go now, there'll be a pool of a Took!  OH! Too late!  Can't...stop...!!!  Ohhhhh, now look what you made me do! [ March 28, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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I love it dragon eyes!
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03-27-2003, 01:53 PM
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Airehiriel, that was too funny!!!! Heehee that was brilliant, oh I can't breathe!! *rotflol* *dies*
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*laughs maniacally*...ow my head
Pool of a Took? HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA *busts a move* I'm on a stakeout!
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03-27-2003, 06:27 PM
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Alright, I'll start this one and see how it goes.
Announcing the first annual Middle-earth Mr. Universe pageant! Meet the contestants and hear what they think of themselves! (Please note I share NONE of these opinions)  I should obviously win. Who else has my manly stubble? Rowrrrr!!  Your stubble is no match for my silky soft skin and wonderous profile! *winkwink*  I've got you all beat! With my innocent, huge, mesmerizing eyes, I've got this contest in the bag! *blink*  I would not be too sure, halfling! It takes more than stubble, sleek hair or humongous eyes. Any brigand of the hillside could show as much! But a royal bearing, moderate amount of stubble, AND a great smile takes the cake!  Well, posing is important too!  Woah, they let me be in a contest? *is staggered* And now, meet your judge!  THESE are the contestants? Ha ha ha ha!! And now, part two.
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Um, ok, NOW part two.
Aragorn looks at all the other contestants and feels threatened. (And no wonder! There's Pippin AND Boromir!)  Hmm, there's no WAY that I'm going to win fairly. I shall have to see if there is something to be done...  That takes care of Boromir...  Bye-bye Leggy!  Oh Merry...  Oh Frodo, won't you please please pretty pretty pretty please let me win? I'll give you candy and mushrooms and cake and cookies...  Hey, these cookies aren't good at all! I've been robbed!!  Is it just me, or is Aragorn cheating?
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Part three. (I don't hate Aragorn. Much)
 Aragorn, shame on you! You've been cheating on this contest!  No no, it wasn't me! I didn't do it! It was Arwen, really!  You DARE blame this on my daughter? You are hereby disqualified! Aww, man! *bangs head on sword*  Therefore, since all other contestants are either missing or gagging in the bathroom, I hereby by the power vested in me pronounce Peregrin Took as Mr. Universe!  HUH?????  Um, is there a pint involved in this? 'Cause I'm kinda getting thirsty here... Yeah, kinda long, hope it wasn't too overmuch overinvolved.
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*laughing too hard*
hahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehe oh he oh ha Well done everyone why be depressed when you can be dead, then die laughing and still acess Barrow-Downs. They were all so very very very funny. You certainly cheered up my day. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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03-27-2003, 08:26 PM
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Oddwen, that was brilliant!!!!!! *laughing hysterically* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] *dies*
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Hmmmmm, I can't see any of the pictures on here or Crazy Captions that have come from Ninecompanions. I also cannot get to the Ninecompanions webpage. I think it must be down!
I can't see yours yet Oddwen, but I hope to see it soon!!
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It's all better now.
And Oddwen, I LOVED IT! Pippin! Mr. Universe!! I love it...that's great! Yeah Pippin!
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Announcer: Yes everybody, it is once again time for 'The Adventures of Merry and Pippin'! In this episode everybodies favorite hobbits are in seach of girlfriends.
 Merry: We are two good lookin' hobbits.  Pippin: We are? Merry: Shut up! Of course we are! * First attempt, Rohan*  Merry: Hey baby, wanna be our girlfriend? Pippin: Yeah, we're two good lookin' hobbits!  Are you kidding?! You've got to be kidding. You're shorter then my children!  Freya: Mommy! The short men are scaring me! The mom: shhh Freya, don't you worry, mommy will send these bad men away!  Mom: Go on now, I don't want you to see mommy drop kicking these men. Boy: We'll go, but if you ever talk to our mom again your dead!  *dropping to the ground at her feet* Merry: We're sorry, ma'am! Please don't hurt us! Pippin: Yes, please don't drop kick us!  Merry and Pippin run away as they are told. They don't stop until they are hidden in a forest. Merry: I think we're safe now. Pippin: I hope so, she was scary! Tune in next time as Merry and Pippin attempt to find love on: 'The Adventures of Merry and Pippin!'
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OMG these are soooo funny!!!!! You guys are great!!! I'll have to give a go at it soon!!
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Cool! Hey guys, I found another Ring!
 You must never put it on...  *sigh* Here we go again  But, why can't I put it on? I want to hide from fangirls!  Will you guys stop playing with Rings so we can just get this quest overwith?!  Ohh, nice! Here's another one!  It ain't fair! I never get to carry anythin' important!  I knew I should have just pushed Isildur in myself!  [ March 28, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ]
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