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Old 05-20-2003, 06:27 PM   #1
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A: Ok now, I need a volunteer from the audience to help.


F: I'll help you Aragorn old buddy old pal....bwa ha ha ha...*innocent look*

*Frodo pins Aragorn to the tree*


A: There now, and in twenty seconds I'll be out...


Frodo: Hoo haa ha ha ha! Time's up!


A: I'll be out in a jiffy...


F: Aragorn, are you alright? Your face is turning red.


A: Just...one...more...second...


F: Want some COOKIES?
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Old 05-20-2003, 06:29 PM   #2
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E: Look at my eyebrows! They flap!


F: Ewww! That's not a talent! That's an abnormality!


B: Hide me my dear Frodo!
F: I can't look!


E: What are you talking about? Of course it's a talent!


A: Daddy! Shame on you!


Eomer - I say we run him out of town! What say you all?


Crowd - We vote you out!


E: That's not fair! My mommy wouldn't have lied to me!
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Old 05-20-2003, 06:32 PM   #3
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M: Alrighty! As you can see I've nothing in my hands and nothing up my sleeve! There then! Pippin, assist me!
P: Ok.


M: Sim sim salabim! *Poof!*


M: Wait a minute...this isn't an apple!


M: Once more...sim sim salabim! *Poof!*


M: Now a sword??
P: I got one too!


M: Pippin, where did you put my apples?


P: Uhh...I ate them?


M: ARRRGH!

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Old 05-20-2003, 06:36 PM   #4
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S: And now I shall not smile.


F: ...So an elf, a dwarf, a hobbit all walk into a bar, and the bartender says "What is this? A joke?"


S: ....


M: A piece of rope walks into a bar, see, and the bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!" So the rope goes out, ties itself and rolls around in the dirt, and goes back in. So the barkeep says "Hey, aren't you the rope I just turned out?" And the rope says "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."


S: Hmm.


Lurtz: Ok guys, we're going to have to get a crowbar.


A: Watch the neck!


S: *cough*


Relax guys, only one post to go!
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Old 05-20-2003, 06:39 PM   #5
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Well well, you're still here! So, here are the standings.

Legolas: Disqualified for probable murder.

L: I was framed!!

Boromir: MIA


Aragorn: Failure to demonstrate the talent in being pinned to a tree.

A: I'M TELLING YOU JUST THREE MORE SECONDS!


Elrond: Voted off.

E: Hmph.


Merry: Failure to perform specified talent.

M: Stupid Pippin...


Thus, therefore, and ergo, our winner today is Samwise Gamgee for his amazing talent - "Not Smiling."

S: I won??!?? *big grin*


AAAARGHHH!!
Sorry! I guess no one won!

Thank you to my brother Tweak (Sam!) for the idea, co-Authorance and much assistance.
And I apologize for the overuse of the Aragorn pic.
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Old 05-20-2003, 06:47 PM   #6
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Old 05-20-2003, 08:17 PM   #7
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Beauty. Nice job Oddwen. And actually, the over-use of the Aragorn pic reminds me of that part in Monty Python and the Holy Grail when Lancelot is running up a hill to dramatic, suspenseful music, and they keep just showing the same clip over and over again. It's an artistic statement.
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Old 05-21-2003, 04:20 AM   #8
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Oh yeah...that part was great...hee hee...and the guard.
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LOL! Fantastic Oddwen! I wish I could come up with great ideas like all of you do!

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Also I got a few at warofthering.net .
That's got a lot of pictures that ninecompanions does not have.
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I think that was me. You're welcome! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

maikafanawen, I loved your Princess Bride scene! Brilliant! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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[The camera pans over the majestic snow-laden crags of Caradhras. The voice of Gandalf can be heard, but muffled, as though through a thick wall ...]



Gandalf: You cannot pass!



Gandalf: I am the servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor...

[The camera dives into the mountain, straight through the rock and into the chamber where Gandalf stands confronting the Balrog.]



Gandalf: Go back in to the shadow. The dark fire will not avail you! Flame of Udûn!



Balrog: Roooaaaarr!!



Gandalf: "YOU... SHALL... NOT... PASS!!!"

[Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff. The bridge breaks, causing the Balrog to fall. Gandalf sighs, and turns around, but the Balrog’s whip catches his ankle, and he is pulled down. He grabs onto the edge of the bridge, but cannot keep his grip.]



Frodo: Gaandaaalf!



Gandalf: Fly you fools!

[Gandalf loses his grip and falls]



Frodo: Noooooooooooo!!

TBC ...

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Gandalf: Woooah, now, steady. OK! Banzaaaaiiii! Here I cooooome!



Gandalf: Haha! Gotcha!
Balrog: Gnnnunngh!



Gandalf: Take that!
Balrog: Aaaaargh! Ouch!



Gandalf: Woooooooaaaah!
Balrog: Uuuurrrgh!



Gandalf: Waaaaaa ...
Balrog: “Nyyyaaa ...



Gandalf: ... aaaaheeey!!
Balrog: ... yyaaarrrgh!!
*ker-splash!*

TBC ...

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Gandalf: *puff* Ahaa! Found you!
Balrog: *pant* Grrrraaaagh!



Gandalf: By the secret fire!
*KA-BLAAAAAM!*
Balrog: Aaaaaarrrgh! ... Woops! *trip*



Balrog: Aaaaaaiiii ...



Balrog: … aaaaarrrgh! *splotch!*



*Gurgle*



Gandalf: Pheee-eew! Excellent workout. I’m knackered!



Balrog: Yes, me too. *cough* I really must give up smoking.



Gandalf: Same time next week?

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*snork* o.O Nice ones Oddwen!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Saucepan Man- that was a sign of genius [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Here's an *ahem* strange one from me...


Alas! My haircomb is broken! My hair is too long for it to comb through! *sentimental sniffling*


Control yourself... control yourself... alright, I am ready.


Aragorn… it pains me to ask you this… but could you help me shave my head? It is a sign of mourning for my deceased hairbrush...


I think you are in an abnormal state of mental hea-


*roar*


I mean, if by my life or death I can shave you, I will!




By the way, I took the last picture from somebody’s old avatar... I believe it was Lossentilien’s. I hope you don't mind.

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Edit: I had the same picture twice...

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I have nothing to add to that; except a grinning smiley which I can't use.
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I've been away too long, once again... But you're doing songs? Well, this is my attempt:


It’s been a hard day’s night,

And I’ve been working like a dog,

It’s been a hard day’s night,
I should be sleeping like a log,

But when I get home to you,
I find the things that you do,

Will make me feel alright.

You know I work all day,
To get you money to buy you things,

And it’s worth it just to hear you say,

You’re gonna give me EVE'RYTHING!

TBC (Some day, I hope...)
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Hey Frodo! I found this guy walking around the Shire. He was lost so I decided to bring him home.


Who is it?


Hello......


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs*


I wonder what made him do that.


Maybe it was my breath.

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Good ones, guys!

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Aeu Aes Domine...


Donna Aes Requiem...


*thonk!*


Aeu Aes Domine...


Donna Aes Requiem...


*thonk!*

I couldn't resist...
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*sister borrows post* What did that mean? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] *sister stops editing*

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It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The monks.
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AHHAHAHA! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Good grief! That was hilarious, Oddwen!
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There you go AGAIN Oddwen!!! I think you truly want me to get in trouble here! What with the talent contest and then the Aragorn = Monty Python Monks!!!!!!! Oh, please, DON'T! STOP!! I mean, uhhh, DON'T STOP!
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Too funny! The pic and the words...brilliant!

And Saucepan Man! Excellent scene! I rather enjoyed that. I hope we see more from you.

GaladrielOTO...what can I say? Priceless! Mourning for his hairbrush!!!

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Bessie has been a cow in the Shire for nigh on 10 years now. Throughout the years her eyes have seen many strange things.


Hobbits that work hard have suddenly taken to lazing about in the sun all day.


Hobbits that are kind and respectable stealing kegs of ale for themselves!


Hobbits that are keen and intelligent losing all their smarts.


Hobbits that are gentle and enjoy the sweet music of the Shire buying heavy metal CD's and starting mosh pits.


Children who once loved to sit and hear stories take the upper hand and become the storytellers...


...for the grown ups who now listen to the stories with baited breath.


Bessie quietly sits by and watches all the changes taking place in Hobbiton and wonders why. Why have the Hobbits changed after all these years? What has caused this shift in the life of the Hobbits? What is causing the chaos that is taking over? What?! Why?!

The answer? ...TBC...
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What is the cause of the Hobbit crisis?


Why have old Hobbits who used to get along become crotchety old geezers?


Why have decent Hobbit lasses taken to stripping?


Why have Hobbits who like to be clean and warm taken to wading through the Midge Water Marshes?


And finally, why have nice Hobbit lads taken to forming gangs and fighting in the streets?

Well, I'll tell you why! It's all because of....


The Muffin of DOOOOOOM!

Thats what happens when someone bakes those evil muffins. When someone spreads them around, and all partake of the delicious evilness. Unknowing, unwitting fools they are. They have fallen into the trap. The carefully laid plans of muffins and men. The fall of the Shire is imminent. Lets all have a moment of silence to pray for the rescue of the innocent little Hobbits.

........................

Thank you.

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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Not The Muffin of DOOM!!!

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I thought of a song, One Week by Barenaked Ladies.


It's been one week since you looked at me
cocked your head to the side and said 'I'm angry."


Five days since you laughed at me and said
"Get that together, come back and see me."


Three days since the living room,
I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you.


Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
but it will still be two days till I say I'm sorry.


Hold it now and watch the hoodwink,
as I make you stop, think,
you'll think you're looking at aquaman.


I summon fish to the dish although I like the chalet swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan.


Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes,
speak like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value.


Bert Kamfurt's got the mad hits, you try to match wits,
you try to hold me but I bust through.

TBC tomorrow, as I am being kicked off the computer.
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Noo! Return of the Muffin!
Alright now, I want everyone to sing along. To the tune of "Yellow Submarine", ok now, onea and a twoa and a threa!


In the place where I reside
Lived an elf who was a bore


And he jabbered all the time
"Don't you dare pick my elanor"


We snuck out to the garden
Till we found a patch of green
And we were very happy then
We had a plan, we had a scheme


We're all picking yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor. We're all picking yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor.


And our friends went overboard
picked the flowers from next door
The warning horns begin to play


"Ba da da da da, do da da da! Ba do da da da da da! Ba da da ba, da ba, da ba..."


We're done picking yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor. We're done picking yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor.

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"Full speed ahead Mr. Haldir, full speed ahead!"
"Full speed it is, Legolas"
"Get the roots, get the roots!"
"Aye, sir, aye"
"Captain, captain!"


As we very swiftly flee
Every one of us has dirty knees
But we're happy just the same
At the garden club, he is ashamed


'Cause we picked all his yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor. We picked all his yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor.


Ha! Great fun!
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Oddwen... *choke* *turn blue* That was very interesting... poetry. (There would be a smilie here, but I'm over the limit.)
Okay... this was partially inspired by a parody on ninecompanions, but the pics are from my choosing, so I'll post it anyhow.


I have a dream...


That someday,


My eighteen little children


Will live in a Shire


Where they are judged not by the color of their teeth,


But by the content of their character.


*tired voice* @#$! you...


Same to you, clean tooth blue-eyed boy!

Sorry, that was strange. Okay, I'm leaving now...

~Menelien

Edit: By the way, the "If by my life or death, I can shave you, I will!" thing in my last post came out of nowhere...

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Old 05-22-2003, 06:46 PM   #30
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This is no mine, it's a tomb.


NOOO!!!



Goblins! Orcs!


Boromir: (off camera) Now get out of here, get out!
Pippin: Wha?


*creepy music* Banernaner NAAAAA!!!


Frodo: AHHHHH!!! Aragorn, help!!


Yumm!!


*thwock!*

Will Frodo make it?? Will the fellowship defeat the watcher in time??? TBC!
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:55 PM   #31
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Sam: Stroider! Help us!


Here I come to save the day!!


ATTACK!!


*gasp!*


*burp!* Excuse me!


What, you've never seen a man eat a giant squid before?


M: N-not so much that, but you ate Frodo too!!
P: Yikes!


I thought that squid shouldn't have fatty spots...

Merry and Pippin: *faint*

I thought up about six different endings for this, but I decided on this one. *grin*

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Old 05-22-2003, 07:19 PM   #32
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"Full speed ahead Mr. Haldir, full speed ahead!"
"Full speed it is, Legolas"
"Get the roots, get the roots!"
"Aye, sir, aye"
"Captain, captain!"
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Old 05-22-2003, 07:44 PM   #33
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Oddwen, I fear you'll be the death of me. I think it's safe to say you've started another Boromir trend as well. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

So, Faramir, your father has an obsession with fire, your brother is the Disco King and the mighty Squid Eater... what's so spectacular about you (besides your Nose of Doom)?



What... what's so spectacular about ME?! Don't you know already?!

Umm... no.



Why you silly overprotective fangirl, EVERYONE knows what's so spectacular about me!



I'm... I'm, uh... ummmm....



*Psst* What was it that I was again?

(What IS spectacular about him? Tune in for the next post soon!)
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Old 05-22-2003, 07:59 PM   #34
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(Previously, we were trying to find out what was so spectacular about Faramir, seeing how his brother and father are so... unique. Let's check back with him.)

Well? Figured it out yet?



Yup. I think I do.

And...?



And, secretly, I...



... herd sheep!

... ohhh-kay, then. Back to you, Jane....

(Sorry, he just looked so sheep-herdy in that picture.)
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:47 AM   #35
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Is it okay to still post song lyrics?
I'm not sure if this has been done already, but this song is "Not Pretty Enough" by Kasey Chambers.


Am I not pretty enough?

Is my heart too broken?

Do I cry too much?

Am I too outspoken

Don't I make you laugh?

Or should I try it harder?

Why do you seeeeeee right through me?
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Airehiriel: *strange croaking screams of laughter followed by gurgling and choking/chair falling over sounds are heard from the living room* - LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! That was great!
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Ok,I am continuing One Week.



Gotta make a break and take a fake
I like a stinkin achin shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors.
(yes, those are the real words)


Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll know
the vertigo is gonna grow
'cause it's so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver.


How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?


Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad.
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral


can't understand what I mean? Well you soon will.

AAARRRGGHHH! my schedule is crazy! I don't know if I'll be able to continue this tomorrow, but I will soon, anyway.
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Old 05-23-2003, 05:25 PM   #38
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Greetings! It's the weekend, so I thought I should stop by.

The Here's Johnny!, Princess Bride and several of the music videos were great, and I decided to make my own music video. I wound up doing the whole song because I was bored.
It's Eowyn/ Grima theme, and it's to...

'Every Breath you Take' by The Police!

*Hides, waits for people to throw things at her for the choice of song*

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Oddwen, your LOTR version of The Yellow Submarine was absolutely brilliant!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] You're going to have me dying for hours!

Yeah! Someone did A Hard Days Night! I've been waiting on that one! Hehehehe, Beatlemania is sweeping the Downs! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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That's quite good actually. *throws a rose*
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