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Rimbaud · 10-28-2002, 03:36 PM

A 14-20 was, of course, the Hobbit version of the popular 18-30 Holiday Packages available from any disreputable travel agency. Typically, an appropriately aged group of young Stoors, Harfoots or Fallohides, would journey to Rivendell or Lothlorien, under the auspices of some older Hobbit mentors (as old as 30!). There they would sample the delights of miruvor in great quantities, vomit copiously and talk a great deal about procreation.

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How did the Elves forge weaponry and armour in their beautful wooded abodes, without the risk of fire and the noise/smell/effects of pollution?

10-28-2002, 03:36 PM	#11
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	A 14-20 was, of course, the Hobbit version of the popular 18-30 Holiday Packages available from any disreputable travel agency. Typically, an appropriately aged group of young Stoors, Harfoots or Fallohides, would journey to Rivendell or Lothlorien, under the auspices of some older Hobbit mentors (as old as 30!). There they would sample the delights of miruvor in great quantities, vomit copiously and talk a great deal about procreation. ------------------- How did the Elves forge weaponry and armour in their beautful wooded abodes, without the risk of fire and the noise/smell/effects of pollution? __________________ And all the rest is literature

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