A Golden Opportunity Missed

[Kuruharan]

you have not provided for all the visual call-backs to the Peter Jackson movie needed

Well, there is Sauron. We could have that flashy eye thing happen all the time when he is on screen.

You have not provided for Elves in Forests

I am deliberately trying to avoid them. It would be very hard to have a canonical reference to elves that would satisfy the demands of contemporary elites.

how shall you convince the Powers That Be to air your show?

I'm banking quite heavily on the violence and monthly orgy.