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Loremaster of Annúminas
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Lord of the Schwing.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin
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And filled to the brim with PC tropes to the point that it's hardly recognizable as a Tolkien work.
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shadow of a doubt
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Back on the streets
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Wow, how did this happen? I'm genuinely shocked the estate sold them the rights. Then again I'm not. Christoffer is old and the younger generation would be hard put to decline a (I'm sure) very significant offer.
There was a time not that long ago this would excite me somewhat, at least instill a little vain hope that the series perhaps would be good after all. Not so now. There's really no chance of that. Not for Tolkienistas like us.
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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Tolkien himself said way back in 1955 that he thought LOTR was "unsuitable for 'dramatisation'". He was quite correct. The language, story, and characterizations are sublime and distinctive enough to make an accurate adaptation, as least as far as the ephemeral qualities, impossible. Another GoT clone with swords, sorcery, violence, and maybe as much skin as they can get away with. Why do an adaptation of someone else's work if you're just going to undo it?
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
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There was a period when remakes were more sporadic but better done, usually replacing a silent film that movie viewers would no longer watch (Robin Hood, Ben Hur and The Hunchback of Notre Dame come to mind), but now there seems to be a decided dearth of original ideas reaching the screen, or at least the proliferation of remakes and sequels seems to have saturated the market. Often, it seems genuinely surprising when someone offers a film of genuine depth and originality, and not just a reiteration of a well-worn theme. Hell, they continue to reuse the "Wilhelm scream" (372 movies and counting). What, you can't come up with one on your own?
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2007
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Maybe Hulk appear in new show Ring Lord?
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
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...Green is his skin,
And his pants are yellow.
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