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12-07-2017, 09:59 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
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"Bilbo, give Radagast his robe back, it doesn't fit you!"
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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11-24-2018, 06:08 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Rereading another thread with "bad translator" movie captions, and came across this. You know what, how can I refuse. We even have a first caption! (original caption: ...that Saruman will unleash)
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~~~ Gandalf: And then we call the Eagles to take your army, horses and all, and get them to carry you four fifths of the way there! ~~~ G: The palantir told me I was the 10th user and won a million silver pieces, so I gave it your credit card number!
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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11-26-2018, 05:35 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"I assure you Théoden, there are indeed talking trees, and my cousin Radagast has not been having me try his new mushroom hybrids."
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12-19-2018, 09:17 AM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,593
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I can't believe somebody didn't say this already
Gandalf: And now for slide #387 of The Greatest Hits of Gandalf Uncloaking!
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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04-13-2019, 08:35 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 10,521
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- Gandalf, my country is in ruin. The armies are scattered, the treasuries are emptied, my people do not trust in me anymore. What should I do?
- Hang every nobleman and pain Meduseld blue. - But why blue? - I knew there would be no issues with the first proposal.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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09-06-2019, 12:36 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Tottering about in the Wild
Posts: 130
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Gandalf: "...and that's how I got past the Balrog on the 100th level in Moria. Now, on level 99 we duked it out with rocks..."
Theoden: :If I was still under Saruman's spell, I wouldn't have to listen to this.:
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Not all those who wander are lost . . . because some of us know how to read a map. |
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09-20-2019, 07:05 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"See, Théoden, I had this dream once that I wore a silly helmet and could control metal."
 "Just a minute, folks. I want to sketch this scene for your tombs....er, for history."
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