Paper Telephone.

[Aganzir]

Everybody knows that you love me Lommy...

Unbeknownst to the writer of the Red Book, the fight between Éowyn and the Witch-King had actually been about sports.

Eönwë knows that you really do...



Everybody knows that Legate’s been faithful...

She had always wanted the Witch-King to think outside the box.

Ah, give or take an Oddwen or two...



Everybody knows Gil’s been discreet...

People started thinking if the Witch-King's recent cat-like tendencies was the best option for his self-esteem.

But there were so many Greenies you just had to meet...