Sad or Elated now the Movies are at an End?

[Faramir Jones]

After reading what you wrote here, William:

And full frontal nudity! (Gimli has a brief, torrid and explicit love affair with an Elf-maid named Porniel...)

I concluded that anyone who did this could argue in favour of support from Tolkien, as Celeborn was given by him at one time the name Teleporno.