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Old 05-11-2015, 08:16 AM   #1
Kitanna
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Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Gandalf: Looks like someone has been in the Ent-draught.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:00 AM   #2
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Lalwendë is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Lalwendë is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
"Sorry, Thorin, I don't care how much you 'rock'. Your decision to cut off your beard means you aren't suitable for my ZZ Top tribute band."
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:15 AM   #3
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Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Gandalf: ...so as we walking along, I thought this would be the perfect place to settle down. I can already see how everything is going to look: in front there will be a little garden -

Thorin: Uhh, Gandalf?

Gandalf: And over here I'll plant some vegetables to see us through the winter. Potatoes would be good, I hear they go well with the fish we can get from those mountain creeks -

Thorin: Gandalf.

Gandalf: Carrots would do nicely, and over here will be the tomato patch -

Thorin: Gandalf. You're not settling down here. We still have a quest.

Gandalf: What quest? If we don't start working on it now, we might lose all the crop!

Thorin: *Eru save us*
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Old 05-18-2015, 12:12 PM   #4
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Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
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Thorin was starting to doubt he would ever find the mountain.
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Old 05-19-2015, 09:23 AM   #5
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Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.
I am allergic to fleece, Thorin, hence the down.
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Old 06-19-2015, 09:26 PM   #6
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Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Old 06-20-2015, 05:59 AM   #7
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Inziladun is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Inziladun is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Inziladun is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Inziladun is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Inziladun is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.
"I'll overlook your uncloaking, Gandalf, if you turn Tauriel and the Dwarf into hermit crabs".
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Old 06-21-2015, 09:06 AM   #8
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Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
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"Did someone say PIE?"
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