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08-14-2014, 08:38 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
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12-08-2015, 04:59 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Modified jokes I've seen lately
- Smeagol, where does Sauron keep his armies?
- In his sleevies. ~~~ Sam couldn't break into the Tower of Cirith Ungol, so he broke into song. ~~~ Bert the Troll wondered where the sun was. Then it dawned on him. ~~~ Starving in Mirkwood Bilbo kept thinking, It's hard to beat a boiled egg in the morning.
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05-22-2019, 01:19 AM
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Spirit of Nen Lalaith
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Meneltarma
Posts: 5,408
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Q: How many Men does it take to kill an Elf?
A: One.
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Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia. |
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05-24-2019, 02:52 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Treetops, C/O Great Smials
Posts: 5,035
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Let me guess who!
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"Sit by the firelight's glow; tell us an old tale we know. Tell of adventures strange and rare; never to change, ever to share! Stories we tell will cast their spell, now and for always." |
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05-24-2019, 04:35 AM
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Spirit of Nen Lalaith
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Meneltarma
Posts: 5,408
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Of course you may.
Btw, I saw you tried to send me PMs. I'll clear the inbox, then you can resend them if you want. EDIT: Done
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Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia. |
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05-24-2019, 08:19 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Treetops, C/O Great Smials
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Sorry, Urwen, I meant it a bit like a rhetorical question - meaning 'Oh, I couldn't possibly imagine who!' jokingly sarcastically (i.e. Turin).
PM was because I had offered a guess of the last password clue. By the way, I didn't mean to be terse in the 'One Thing In Common' thread - I was just tired. I read it again this morning and have edited my post.
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05-24-2019, 09:02 AM
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Spirit of Nen Lalaith
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Meneltarma
Posts: 5,408
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Oh, sorry. I meant both Turin and Tuor, btw.
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Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia. Last edited by Urwen; 05-24-2019 at 09:13 AM. |
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