Funniest lines in Middle-Earth

[Arwen Evenstar]

In The Fellowship of the Ring, just after Bilbo leaves, Gandalf comes to the door and knocks, but Frodo dosen`t answer because he`s afraid it`s Lobelia Sackville-Baggins. Gandalf replies to this by saying

Frodo, if you do not open this door and let me in, I shall blow it down your hole and out through the hill!

or something like that. It sounds funny that way, but if you think of it a different way... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]