Funniest lines in Middle-Earth

[Novlamothien]

There are so many great quotes, and many of my favorites have been posted already. Two that have not are both from the Scouring of the Shire.
Sam: If I hear 'not allowed' much oftener I'm going to get angry.
"You're breaking arrest, that's what you're doing" said the leader ruefullly, "but I can't be answerable."
"we may break a good many things yet, and not ask you to answer..." said Pippin.
I also love when the ruffians call Frodo a Cock-a-whop and Pippin gets mad.
By the way, Lothiriel Silmarien, Faramir is the speaker of your quote, not Eomer.

Namarie
Edit: to whoever wondered about this quote, here it is: "To sheep other sheep no doubt appear different.Or to shepherds. But Mortals have not been our study.We have other business."

[ February 06, 2003: Message edited by: Novlamothien ]