How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lotrelf · 05-27-2014, 06:56 PM

Dear Sauron, can I hire your country and especially Barad-dur for a month or so? I want to shoot for an episode of Man vs. Wild. We'll come on Eagles so that it doesn't take long.
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Don't you get bored sitting all the time in your creepy Tower? Go and see the world it's better.

Ivriniel · 06-18-2014, 02:34 AM

Tell him that, really, he was just jealous of Arwen, because, secretly, he had the hots for Aragorn, and never coped with the rejection. And offer him anti-stalking counselling.

05-27-2014, 06:56 PM	#1
Lotrelf Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 265	Dear Sauron, can I hire your country and especially Barad-dur for a month or so? I want to shoot for an episode of Man vs. Wild. We'll come on Eagles so that it doesn't take long. And Don't you get bored sitting all the time in your creepy Tower? Go and see the world it's better. __________________ A short saying oft contains much wisdom. ~Sophocles

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06-18-2014, 02:34 AM	#2
Ivriniel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 430	Tell him that, really, he was just jealous of Arwen, because, secretly, he had the hots for Aragorn, and never coped with the rejection. And offer him anti-stalking counselling.