ME jokes and funny stories

[Galadriel55]

I was teaching my sister the names of the 13 Dwarves from Thorin's company, as well as a few other Dwarven names. We managed to turn their names into a bunch of weirdest things, including an army of pigs.

Me (counting on fingers): Balin Dwalin. Oin Gloin. Ori Nori Dori. Bifur Bofur Bombur. Kili Fili. Thorin.

Sister: Gloin. Dori. Nori. Oin. Ori. Oink. Oink? Oink Oink Oink...


And more incidents that I can remember:

...Kili. Fili. Dawling. Bowling.

...(lists 10 of them, without the B's). Balin. Bombur Bombur Bombur.

...Bifun Bofun Bombun Bamboo.

...Borin Dorin Darin Durin Nurin Norin Trorin Forin Tarin Turin...

[Galadriel55]

You have grown, Halfling. Yes, you have grown very much. I daresay you put on three inches since I last saw you!

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"I will do that," Radagast said, and rode off as if nine of his rabbits were after him.

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I said we, for we it may be, if you will join with me. A new power supply is rising to the market, and I want us to be the first to sign up for it.