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10-17-2012, 03:56 PM
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Animated Skeleton
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Q - Why do dwarves wear their beards so long?
A - None of the dwarves looked as good as Dopey. The beards were a beautification. Where did Gandalf The Grey go to become The White?
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10-17-2012, 08:11 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Why was Gandalf returned to Middle Earth?
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10-17-2012, 08:30 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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Why does Tom Bombadil wear a blue jacket and yellow boots?
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10-18-2012, 06:02 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Why does Elrond have grey eyes?
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10-18-2012, 03:40 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2012
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Why does Elrond have grey eyes?
They were green but he looked too hard at Gandalf the Grey and... poof! Why were Tom Bombadil and Glorfindel not featured in the PJ movie trilogy?
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10-19-2012, 05:40 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Why is Arwen near-useless?
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10-19-2012, 02:29 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2012
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Why is Arwen near-useless?
She's a couple thousand years long in the tooth, that's why. Who or what were the Nazgul originally?
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