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Odinic Wanderer
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Quite right, you use facebook for the preperational work, figure out her rutine and interests so you can accedentally run into her and pretend to have a lot in common.
Facebook has made stalking so easy, that it feels like cheating. This too sounds deeply creepy... and is. |
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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I will now assign this current week. One thing then another...where's Lórien when you need it?
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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I assign the primacy of sport over culture to Mordor. And Wimbledon specifically. I think I assign it every year. Well then, this year it can go to the Void.
Fuming tonight as a much anticipated and hyped new production of Henry IV Part 1 was shunted around the schedules to make way for tennis. That's Shakespeare. Our national Bard. Eventually, it started an hour later, though even the evening news bulletin was sacrificed, ladies' tennis being more important than the news on a day when a chunk of Russia is drowning and half the UK is also under water (alas, not SW19). Anyway, it was splendid - I've seen Henry IV Part 1 more than a few times and this was the best yet. And the cast was amazing - Jeremy Irons, Tom Hiddleston (also known as Loki), Julie Walters, Maxine Peake, Harry Lloyd (Viserys Targaryen), Alun Armstrong, his son Joe Armstrong, Michelle Dockery (Lady Mary in Downton), Robert Pugh (Craster)...and an excellent full on, nasty battle scene. Lasses knocking balls about a lawn is better than that? Maybe on Planet Mad in the Galaxy of Insanity
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jul 2012
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Weak tea.
Cheese that doesn't taste like anything. Idiot neighbors that let off fireworks at 3am, then run out of fireworks and start trying to skeet-shoot beer cans in the pitch dark. Weak onions.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 10,515
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Hearing "Dawn Hill" when you're expecting the announcement of "Don Mills".
Children with attitude issues. "No", comming from such children.
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Itinerant Songster
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The Edge of Faerie
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women in labor in tv and movies. 'nuff said. ick
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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I should have expected that.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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My sister and I are never on our Facebooks. In fact, when I actually went on and looked at my information, it said I was still in a relationship with a girl I broke up with two years ago, and it also said I was fifteen... I'm seventeen now! Sis was only on to talk to her friend because since she (her friend) was away visiting her family in a different state, calling would have been pointless.
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Lothlórien
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I assign getting dumped.
Oh and the sister MCR is talking about is me...
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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I assign fathers who kick you off of the computer because he needs to do his homework, and then doesn't do his homework.
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Woman of Secret Shadow
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells
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By the guy who asked you out over Facebook?
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 14
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Ma gavte la nata |
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