Paper Telephone.

[Oddwen]

Amateur Dumpster Diver Pitchwife was jealous of her discovery, and cleverly switched her picture with one he drew hastily on the back of a menu from Chateau d'Mordor:



Legate mistook the image for a legitimate menu, and attempted to order it at the restaurant.

The fact that the Lannisters started crossbreeding with piglets led Frodo and the Witch-King into an unlikely hippie alliance.

he demanded of the goblin waiter. He was served numerous dishes of random and disgusting things, and each time he sent them back, demanding his original order in increasingly frantic bellows.

Nearby diner Hookbill the Goomba couldn't help overhear, and doodled this image on the tablecloth with his crayons.



Rune had been banned from the fine restaurant long ago for crimes against fashion, but from his vantage point at the window where he stood every afternoon from 2:16 until 4:01, he could see the picture Hooky was drawing. He was heard by everyone to mutter

An unholy alliance, led by the Witch King, is taken by surprise by the most unlikely of enemies

Thinlomien heard his muttering and was afraid. Had she been found out? Quickly, she hid her ill-gotten wealth and drew this map so she could find her way back to it.



Eonwe immediately stole the map. He followed it for miles, ignoring the feeling that someone was following him. Years later, his body was found deep in the amazon jungle, and this was the last entry in his journal:

The Witch-King, Eowyn and Gimli know they've had too many of Farmer Maggot's mushrooms when they unexpectedly meet a certain famous pineapple-dwelling sponge.