Phantom: The Thread (The Most Important Thread EVER)

[Inziladun]

Phact: phantom has wings, wheels, and has been an inspiration to George Lucas.
For the latter 'accomplishment', phantom must be destroyed.

[Bom Tombadillo]

Phact: Phor the blasphemy oph opposing phantom, Inziladun must be destroyed.

Fact: the phantom isn't all that great.
Counter-Phact: Argh - no! Not tha - OW! Okay, stop! AIEEEEEEEEEEE . . .

Phact: Sauron actually made another ring to give to the phantom. When the Great and Splendipherous One put it on, Sauron became his servant. Then the Most Exprolentarinoquatic One got bored.

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Inziladun

Phact: phantom has wings, wheels, and has been an inspiration to George Lucas.

What a coincidence! I came to this thread specifically to point out that– phact– the phantom is *clearly an overgrown Jawa*. The resemblance is remarkable, I think you'll all agree.

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by Nerwen

What a coincidence! I came to this thread specifically to point out that– phact– the phantom is *clearly an overgrown Jawa*. The resemblance is remarkable, I think you'll all agree.

Indeed, Jawas began to dress this way after the phantom graced Tatooine with his presence.


Phact: the phantom is the reason palantirs can talk to each other.

Phact: the phantom once forgot to put his lunch leftovers in the fridge. The resulting growth became the universe.

Phact: The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it, until the phantom comes.

Phact: I'm going to phail my midterm... If only they would test phacts instead of facts!