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09-05-2011, 01:46 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Phact: The only mistake the phantom has ever made was accidentally sneezing on Lalaith.
Phact: the phantom wrote the "not allowed" list for the bounders. Phact: The strong wine of Dorwinion was not meant for the tables of the Elvenking, it was meant for the phantom. Phact: Aragorn and Legolas went now with Eomer in the van...which was driven by the phantom. Phact: the phantom gave a personal reference and convinced Saruman the White to hire a random Rohanian underling named Grima. Phact: The Uruk-hai and the Olog-hai share a common ancestor. Named the phantom. It was indeed, a black evil. Phact: Whatcha doing after work? Yeah? Sounds fun. the phantom has done it twice already today. Phact: One of the phantom's courtiers was mumbling about the evil king of Angmar one day, prompting the phantom to ask "Which king?". The name stuck.
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09-05-2011, 05:03 AM
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Wight of the Old Forest
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall
Posts: 3,329
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Phact: Das phantom ist die wurst aller würste.
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Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI |
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09-05-2011, 08:24 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Between the past and the future
Posts: 1,159
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Phact: the phantom solved the Canonicity thread.
Phact: the phantom doesn't write Tolkien fan fiction. Tolkien wrote phantom fan fiction. Phact: The Music of the Ainur was, in phact, the phantom singing in the shower.
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09-05-2011, 09:27 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Phact: the phantom can rep the same person twice in a row.
Phact: the phantom is not limited to twenty PMs. Phact: the phantom can use more than three smileys in the same post.
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09-05-2011, 01:48 PM
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Werewolf Psychic
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: In fire, water, earth, and air. But mostly water.
Posts: 2,832
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Phact: The amount of hot air in the phantom's huge head could supply heat to every hobbit house in the Shire for the next decade.
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Shasta– ... However, if he's innocent his famous clairvoyant powers must be taking the week off. Meanwhile, the Night-kills have been awfully effective– almost like we're dealing with a psychic wolf... - Nerwen, WW LXXV |
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09-05-2011, 05:46 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 10,541
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Phact: the phantom waited until I'm away to start this thread on purpose, so that I'll have 23 posts to read through.
Phact: he is quite enjoying himself. Phact: he made the One Ring before unmaking it in Rivendell. But even so, he still rules them all.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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09-05-2011, 06:07 PM
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Shade with a Blade
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: A Rainy Night In Soho
Posts: 2,512
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Phact: Chuck Norris only counted to infinity after failing to count to phantom.
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