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Old 11-19-2011, 01:16 PM   #1
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Phact: The light of the Silmarils has nothing to do with the Two Trees - it's the brilliancy of the phantom's mind.

Phact: If the phantom had asked Galadriel for a lock of her hair, she would have shaved her entire head.

Phact: Feanor sailed to Middle-earth; Fingolfin braved the Helcaraxe; the phantom just shrugged and walked across the Belegaer.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:50 PM   #2
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Phact: Feanor sailed to Middle-earth; Fingolfin braved the Helcaraxe; the phantom just shrugged and walked across the Belegaer.
Or, how about, the phantom just told the Beleger to get out of the way, and it did.

Phact: when the phantom told the Dark Lord to go to sleep, he did.

Phact: Gollum calls the sun "Yellow Face". He calls the moon "White Face". He calls the phantom "O Great One Whose Splendor Doth Outshine All Faces"
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Old 11-20-2011, 10:30 AM   #3
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Or, how about, the phantom just told the Beleger to get out of the way, and it did.
Or maybe, the phantom found out about Morgoth's plot before Manwë did and demolished him at first sight?
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Old 11-19-2011, 02:02 PM   #4
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Phact: phantom has wings, wheels, and has been an inspiration to George Lucas.
For the latter 'accomplishment', phantom must be destroyed.
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Old 11-19-2011, 05:26 PM   #5
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Phact: Phor the blasphemy oph opposing phantom, Inziladun must be destroyed.

Fact: the phantom isn't all that great.
Counter-Phact: Argh - no! Not tha - OW! Okay, stop! AIEEEEEEEEEEE . . .

Phact: Sauron actually made another ring to give to the phantom. When the Great and Splendipherous One put it on, Sauron became his servant. Then the Most Exprolentarinoquatic One got bored.
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Old 11-19-2011, 06:20 PM   #6
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Phact: phantom has wings, wheels, and has been an inspiration to George Lucas.
What a coincidence! I came to this thread specifically to point out that– phact– the phantom is *clearly an overgrown Jawa*. The resemblance is remarkable, I think you'll all agree.
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Old 11-20-2011, 10:31 AM   #7
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Phact: Pheanor died, but gave the Silmarili to the Phantom.
Darn, you outdid me!

Phact: Pheanor made the Silmarils for the Phantom!
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Old 11-20-2011, 10:49 AM   #8
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Phact: when one looks into Galadriel's Mirror, he sees the phantom. The phantom is seen in different forms. He is the past, present, and future.

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Darn, you outdid me!
But you gave me the idea.
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Old 11-20-2011, 03:35 PM   #9
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Phact: But you gave me the idea.
Fair enough
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Phact: the phantom has a pH of inphinity.

Phact: the phantom knows how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck can chuck wood.

Phact: ...I'm not telling you this secret!
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Old 04-18-2012, 11:20 AM   #11
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Phact: The Phantom can cut off ANYONE's head, no matter how high off the ground it stands.
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Old 05-22-2012, 03:52 PM   #12
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1420! True story.
There was once a man who wanted to impress the phantom.

Inviting the phantom to a tennis court, he told the phantom that he can play tennis--on his own.

And so he did. After serving, he ran around the net, stopped on the other side of the court, and hit a return. Running again, he returned to his original side of the court and returned his own return.

the phantom was indeed impressed. He applauded the man.

Using only one hand.

Phact.


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Old 05-28-2012, 09:16 AM   #13
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Good one, Nilp!

Phact: TP can get an interview from a mountain. Been done, been proved. (See yesterday's issue of The Downer.)
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