Stuck in a boat

[Galadriel55]

1. The dead men of Dunharrow - they're dead anyways, so they won't die by drowning.

2. Nazgul - Not really alive either.

3. Sauron - Well, he's been through a Sea disaster once. It won't hurt him if he goes in it again.

4. Smaug - I'll let him fly after the boat if he'll stop getting mad at people for accidentally taking his cup.

5. Legolas - he can walk on snow, so maybe he'll walk on water.

6. Thranduil - to keep Legolas company.

7. Balrog - if he won't be able to fly after the boat, it's prove that he doesn't have wings. Just an experiment, you know.

8. Gandalf - what if he starts uncloaking on the boat?

9. Radagast - his eagles will save him.

10. Galadriel - with Nenya she'll be able to command the water to keep her afloat.


See, by throwing these out, we don't actually lose anything.