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Old 11-07-2010, 05:55 AM   #1
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And by the way, you should change it to Chatau de Mordor, because d' is used only when the following word begins with either a vowel or h.
I think that's the point- Orcish spelling isn't perfect. Otherwise it would be "Château" as well.

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Certainly "greens" would not call to my mind the leafy folliage
Well, If leafy foliage can include what's left on last year's meat...
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Old 11-14-2010, 10:25 AM   #2
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Don't forget the orc delicacy - the Shelobster! It's a real treat, and worth the lives of a few orc regiments...
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I gave some thought to the idea of Orcish menus, and decided that they probably have some sort of military canteen system. A brief search through HoME extended edition revealed this, which I reproduce complete with grease stains.

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Let's not foget this entry:

Balrog wings: deep fried

It is not guaranteed that your meal will come anytime soon
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And of course Orkish appetizers at Chateau d'Mordor would include finger food. Whose fingers, I am not sure...
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And of course Orkish appetizers at Chateau d'Mordor would include finger food. Whose fingers, I am not sure...
Though no rings, onion or otherwise...
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