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10-24-2010, 07:38 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Sauron should be charged for not putting streetlights in Shelobs Lair (after all, it is his property) - look how many unfortunate accidents that caused!
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10-24-2010, 07:40 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Aragorn was tresspasing private property when he went through the way that's shut.
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11-02-2010, 09:44 AM
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Isn't Tom Bombadil still dogged by charges of kidnapping Goldberry?
Smoking in enclosed, public spaces: a whole host of characters. Glorfindel and Frodo probably broke the Rivendell speed limit.
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11-02-2010, 12:57 PM
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The Nazguls for disturbing the peace in Bree and attempted murder (when Frodo was stabbed).
 Could also charge them with vehicular homicide (when they ran the poor gate watcher over. Can't remember if this happened in the books or not, I really need to read them again.)
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11-02-2010, 02:47 PM
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Bilbo-for stealing Golum's precious!
Ungoliant-for attempted murder and theft (think of Manwë's face if this came to court!) |
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11-02-2010, 08:49 PM
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The way this thread goes, Gandalf is the biggest criminal in the history of ME!
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11-03-2010, 04:22 AM
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11-03-2010, 05:25 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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And both Denethor and Saruman should be in court for trying to access private inforation through the palanthirs - Aragorn too, for that matter. And Pippin, even though he did it "by accident"
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11-04-2010, 07:51 AM
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A good lawyer would easily put Aragorn away for multiple cases of fraud.
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