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alatar · 09-01-2010, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Nerwen

I don't believe this

Skeptics Unite!

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Meat eaters and vegetarians –The battle of the ages!

Are the vegetarians made of meat?

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What if the Dark Lord had children??

His Eye would be half-lidded...

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Annoying experts

As a hobby or profession?

Thanks to Newwen for gathing this latest list.

Nerwen · 09-02-2010, 05:56 AM

Unfinnished Tales –No Finns allowed!

The Timless Void –No Tims, either!

Dragons - Like worms? –Chop them in half, and they keep wriggling.

Sauron and his Ring –rejected title.

Is Frodo the 'King ' who returns? –Of course! Who did you think it was, Aragorn? I mean, duh!

Can you bite off someones finger with 6 teeth? –Try it and see!

I was thinking –Good start.

Was Saruman evil.. –Whatever gave you that idea?

Was Sauron Evil? –Just misunderstood.

Merry & Pippin - Good Or Bad –EEEVILLL! The horrible little fiends!

Where do men go? –See that door with the little man on it...?

who is tolkien in fact? –Tolkien who? Never heard of him.

Tolkien is Not Yeats –Ah, there's your answer: some guy who isn't Yeats.

What's beyond the sea? –Land.

Who exactly is Feanor and Celebrimbor? –I'm not sure, but I suspect it involves a nasty transporter accident.

Like mother, like daughter? Ungoliant and Shelob –Who'd have thought being a giant spider would run in the family?

Dwarf Women: The Mystery –Moria's most popular striptease!

Was Tolkien Green? –Sure, you just can't tell from the photographs.

I'm curious... Did Legolas have a wife. –What? Oh, no reason, I just thought he might be... lonely...

age of legolas –is finally drawing to a close, thank Eru!

Are there any books that deal with the story of the one ring? –Nah.

Why is enigma pretty much tied with maia and earth spirit... *head explodes*

Morthoron · 09-02-2010, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Nerwen

Dragons - Like worms?

Only when they can't get dwarves.

Nerwen · 10-16-2010, 07:14 AM

Charles Manson did not murder Boromir... Stop press!

Nerwen · 12-07-2010, 08:57 AM

What are you listening to? –cicadas.
is strider recruiting zombies –What, you didn't know? Mwa–ha-ha!
Where is Radaghast???? –Helping Necrostrider train his zombies.
coincidence ? –I think not!

Do you think that Witch-King is full of himself? –Oh, that Witch-king, he thinks he's just sooo special...
Giats in the Hobbit –Ew! Get them away from me... whatever they are!
Gollum's Grammar –I think this belongs in the "Shortest Books in M-e" thread.
Yet another example of humorus ignorace –Yes.

Books!!! Where are they??!!! –Have you tried the shelf?
concerning the Maia.. –Which one?
How is the Necromancer Sauron? –As Gandalf asked the Messenger at the Black Gate, by way of opening the conversation. (Hey, it was an early draft...)
A Dumb Question... –As opposed to...?
This is funny! –sez you.
The Silmarillion & The Matrix –Whoa!
How many people fell in love with Sam –Just Rosie.
Are Hobbits capable of evil? –Nah.
***does anyone think that Gollum might not be really evil?*** –Sure. Just ask Gollum.
Does anyone know? –No.
Does anyone know??? –No!!!
Am I correct in thinking –No.
what's Sindarin for "shut up" or "be quiet"? —Wish I knew. *sigh*

Eönwë · 12-07-2010, 10:48 AM

I'm no da Vinci, but... I am a renaissance artist.
Tolkien puns But let's see how fast he runs. Mwahahaha!
Do you live with someone from Middle-earth? What, you mean those Hobbits in my garden?
Middle Earth Dating Service Sign me up!
Fantasizing Am I?
Seeing Tolkiens World in todays landscapes... Well they definitely are...
Middle-Earth Essence An essential ingredient of Lembas.
The Future of the Downs More grass.
If each member of the Fellowship was a food.... Which would kill you first?
If Lord of the Rings had been adapted as Anime... Less people would've watched it.
Math in LOTR Science in The Hobbit.
How do ya get a degree in Tolkienology? At the Barrow-Downs University.
Potatoes Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Pack your bags and go! Ok! Ok! I'll leave.

Nerwen · 12-08-2010, 05:47 AM

THE BOOKS AND ARE THEY COMPLICATED –NOT AS COMPLICATED AS TURNING OFF THE CAPSLOCK!

Oliphaunt preferences -- self-explanatory –Uhhhh???

Do the books reuin the movies? Curse that Tolkien! He reuined everything!

Am I the only one here who finds this picture of Frodo dusterbing? –No. I, too, am dusterbed.

I have the One Ring –Shhhh! Someone might–

*snarls* My precious..... I GOT IT! Anyone else out there? *dead silence*

Whats the shortest time youve taken to read Lotr –O.5 seconds. Heck, it's only four letters, after all.

Where do hobbits come from? –Mummy and Daddy hobbits.

The 10th Fellowship member? –Mary Sue, you mean?

Does Hobbit-Toss figure in anywhere? –The next movie?

Re: the "...hire a hitman...?" thread ???

09-02-2010, 05:56 AM	#2
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Unfinnished Tales –No Finns allowed! The Timless Void –No Tims, either! Dragons - Like worms? –Chop them in half, and they keep wriggling. Sauron and his Ring –rejected title. Is Frodo the 'King ' who returns? –Of course! Who did you think it was, Aragorn? I mean, duh! Can you bite off someones finger with 6 teeth? –Try it and see! I was thinking –Good start. Was Saruman evil.. –Whatever gave you that idea? Was Sauron Evil? –Just misunderstood. Merry & Pippin - Good Or Bad –EEEVILLL! The horrible little fiends! Where do men go? –See that door with the little man on it...? who is tolkien in fact? –Tolkien who? Never heard of him. Tolkien is Not Yeats –Ah, there's your answer: some guy who isn't Yeats. What's beyond the sea? –Land. Who exactly is Feanor and Celebrimbor? –I'm not sure, but I suspect it involves a nasty transporter accident. Like mother, like daughter? Ungoliant and Shelob –Who'd have thought being a giant spider would run in the family? Dwarf Women: The Mystery –Moria's most popular striptease! Was Tolkien Green? –Sure, you just can't tell from the photographs. I'm curious... Did Legolas have a wife. –What? Oh, no reason, I just thought he might be... lonely... age of legolas –is finally drawing to a close, thank Eru! Are there any books that deal with the story of the one ring? –Nah. Why is enigma pretty much tied with maia and earth spirit... head explodes __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

10-16-2010, 07:14 AM	#4
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Charles Manson did not murder Boromir... Stop press! __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

12-07-2010, 08:57 AM	#5
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	What are you listening to? –cicadas. is strider recruiting zombies –What, you didn't know? Mwa–ha-ha! Where is Radaghast???? –Helping Necrostrider train his zombies. coincidence ? –I think not! Do you think that Witch-King is full of himself? –Oh, that Witch-king, he thinks he's just sooo special... Giats in the Hobbit –Ew! Get them away from me... whatever they are! Gollum's Grammar –I think this belongs in the "Shortest Books in M-e" thread. Yet another example of humorus ignorace –Yes. Books!!! Where are they??!!! –Have you tried the shelf? concerning the Maia.. –Which one? How is the Necromancer Sauron? –As Gandalf asked the Messenger at the Black Gate, by way of opening the conversation. (Hey, it was an early draft...) A Dumb Question... –As opposed to...? This is funny! –sez you. The Silmarillion & The Matrix –Whoa! How many people fell in love with Sam –Just Rosie. Are Hobbits capable of evil? –Nah. *does anyone think that Gollum might not be really evil?* –Sure. Just ask Gollum. Does anyone know? –No. Does anyone know??? –No!!! Am I correct in thinking –No. what's Sindarin for "shut up" or "be quiet"? —Wish I knew. sigh __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo. Last edited by Nerwen; 12-07-2010 at 09:56 AM. Reason: typo. They're contagious.

12-07-2010, 10:48 AM	#6
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	I'm no da Vinci, but... I am a renaissance artist. Tolkien puns But let's see how fast he runs. Mwahahaha! Do you live with someone from Middle-earth? What, you mean those Hobbits in my garden? Middle Earth Dating Service Sign me up! Fantasizing Am I? Seeing Tolkiens World in todays landscapes... Well they definitely are... Middle-Earth Essence An essential ingredient of Lembas. The Future of the Downs More grass. If each member of the Fellowship was a food.... Which would kill you first? If Lord of the Rings had been adapted as Anime... Less people would've watched it. Math in LOTR Science in The Hobbit. How do ya get a degree in Tolkienology? At the Barrow-Downs University. Potatoes Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew Pack your bags and go! Ok! Ok! I'll leave. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-08-2010, 05:47 AM	#7
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	THE BOOKS AND ARE THEY COMPLICATED –NOT AS COMPLICATED AS TURNING OFF THE CAPSLOCK! Oliphaunt preferences -- self-explanatory –Uhhhh??? Do the books reuin the movies? Curse that Tolkien! He reuined everything! Am I the only one here who finds this picture of Frodo dusterbing? –No. I, too, am dusterbed. I have the One Ring –Shhhh! Someone might– snarls My precious..... I GOT IT! Anyone else out there? dead silence Whats the shortest time youve taken to read Lotr –O.5 seconds. Heck, it's only four letters, after all. Where do hobbits come from? –Mummy and Daddy hobbits. The 10th Fellowship member? –Mary Sue, you mean? Does Hobbit-Toss figure in anywhere? –The next movie? Re: the "...hire a hitman...?" thread ??? __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

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