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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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The First Age: Sauron: "Hey Boss, what the Utumno are those things running around here? Is that the new servant race you've been talking about?" Morgoth: "Yep. I captured a few _______ and tortured 'em for a while, and...here are they are." Sauron: "Cool! Have you seen my Hummel figurines?" Flash forward a few thousand years: Sauron: "Hmm. This Gollum creature who had my Ring...I know I've seen something like him before. Let's see. He's not an Elf. Not a Man, and no Dwarf. He's not 15 feet tall, so I guess an Ent is out of the question. What's left? Ah! Those little Periannath worms 'ol Melkor used to make the Orcs! ![]()
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Wight of the Old Forest
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall
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Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI |
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
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Orcs:
Were-Elves.
Transformed into hideous beasts by the forces of darkness!
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Australia
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ha ha.. basically I guess if you're going with the older ideas... elves corrupted by torture ):.
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Wisest of the Noldor
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Meaning they turn back into Elves by Day? (Capitalisation intentional, of course.)
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Orcs were Elves who eschewed proper daily hair care. The conditioners and shampoos of the Elves were protein-rich, suffused with vitamins and had the essential oils and amino acids necessary for lustrous elvish coifs. As with all great civilization, once hair care was abandoned, Orkishness followed.
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Dead Serious
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As far as an overall decrease in height over the millennia between the War of Wrath and the War of the Rings goes--a period of seven thousand years, and close to as long as the Hobbits had to diverge significantly from their initial Mannish stock--is it not possible that the Orks became shorter as a result of evolution? After all, they survived the end of the First Age chiefly in dark hiding places, that is to say caves and such, and these remained their chief dwellings into the early First Age and beyond--Mordor and Isengard notwithstanding.
After all, if the Orkish breeding stock after 1 S.A. was to be found only in those Orks that made it off Beleriand and into the mountains somewhere (and presumably the Blue Mountains were a bad bet, given all those Elves, Dwarves, and Edain swarming about), wouldn't it make sense that almost all of the ancestors of the much-later Third Age Orks would have been, typically, the smallest specimens of Ork: those most suited to an underground life? What's more, barring the realm of Sauron in Mordor (which was not a constant for every century, and which still had to deal with daylight), smaller Orks would have been optimal for surviving in conditions such as those seen under the Great Goblin.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2007
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It's possible that some Orcs diminished simply due to 'unchecked' breeding, smaller surviving orcs breeding or something.
Concerning Hobbits, for myself I imagine they 'awoke' as Hobbits, not that they became smaller through time to become 'halflings' in the first place. Is there anything that doesn't allow my opinion here concerning Hobbits? I don't recall anything at the moment, at least. Last edited by Galin; 08-24-2010 at 10:15 AM. |
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