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the phantom · 07-25-2010, 11:11 PM

And if the sofa cannon doesn't do the trick, he may just use the legendary and deadly comfy-chair cannon!

*cues people to begin repeating "the comfy-chair"*

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-25-2010, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by the phantom

*cues people to begin repeating "the comfy-chair"*

Now, the question is: is that a Python or Doctor Who reference?

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-29-2010, 01:21 AM

LET'S GET THIS SHOWDOWN ON THE WAY AGAIN!

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

Goodness! We're reaching the dramatic conclusion of this epic battle! Who will win out? Only the phantom knows. Because he was there. Wasn't he?

Blind Guardian · 07-29-2010, 09:54 AM

love his exspresion in the last panel!

wilwarin538 · 07-29-2010, 09:58 AM

So, that was epic.

And I'm happy to see the sofa cannon was as awesome as I expected.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-01-2010, 04:55 PM

Dear Ms. Emma Na Manumit,

You are creepy and I don't like your tie. All the same, put on your best news pants because it's Downer time!

Golly Gosh! Peter and Philip are still locked in battle.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

What on earth will happen now? That King Bus sure gets around and looks stupid at the same time! How does Alien do it? Magic, my friends, probably magic.

Eönwë · 08-01-2010, 05:00 PM

And I always thought he had wolf hands...

Laurinquë · 07-29-2010, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Goodness! We're reaching the dramatic conclusion of this epic battle! Who will win out? Only the phantom knows. Because he was there. Wasn't he?

Gah! I nearly died of fright there, what is going to happen?

Morthoron · 08-01-2010, 03:27 PM

A Letter To The Editor

To whom it may concern:

I must strenuously protest the lack of a new issue of your tabloid. It has been over a week now, and I find the veritable interregnum of an interruption disconcerting. It's not that I actually read your newspaper, which would be a complete and utter waste of my time; however, at issue is the need for regularity in the Downs. Imagine, if you will, a battalion of backed-up Barrow Wights bursting with bulging bowels, a confluence of constipated cadavers contcatentating in a lumbering, lengthy line in the locale of the lone loo in the empty environs of Eriador! The methane leak alone may well suffocate the entire Downs!

So, do your part to end this insufferable irregularity by publishing your platitudinous periodical, and I shall do my part and continue to ignore its existence; except, of course, in instances such as this when The Downer's absence causes obstructive enormities.

Thank you in advance for the speedy discharge of your duty,
Ms. Emma Na Manumit
Disemboguing, Thorpechestershireborroughton

Blind Guardian · 08-06-2010, 08:31 AM

Oh. I thought the cloak was empty.

like he teleported away or something.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-06-2010, 09:57 AM

The more and more I look at this, the more disturbing it gets!

I didn't realise that Philip's body was still in the cloak. So Peter is handling his dead father's body...

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-06-2010, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

The more and more I look at this, the more disturbing it gets!

I didn't realise that Philip's body was still in the cloak. So Peter is handling his dead father's body...

And what part of this series told you that Peter was a nice guy?

07-25-2010, 11:11 PM	#1
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	And if the sofa cannon doesn't do the trick, he may just use the legendary and deadly comfy-chair cannon! cues people to begin repeating "the comfy-chair" __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

07-29-2010, 01:21 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	LET'S GET THIS SHOWDOWN ON THE WAY AGAIN! Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Goodness! We're reaching the dramatic conclusion of this epic battle! Who will win out? Only the phantom knows. Because he was there. Wasn't he? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 07-29-2010 at 03:14 AM.

07-29-2010, 09:58 AM	#5
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	So, that was epic. And I'm happy to see the sofa cannon was as awesome as I expected. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-01-2010, 04:55 PM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Dear Ms. Emma Na Manumit, You are creepy and I don't like your tie. All the same, put on your best news pants because it's Downer time! Golly Gosh! Peter and Philip are still locked in battle. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING What on earth will happen now? That King Bus sure gets around and looks stupid at the same time! How does Alien do it? Magic, my friends, probably magic. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-01-2010, 05:00 PM	#7
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	And I always thought he had wolf hands... __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

08-01-2010, 03:27 PM	#9
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	A Letter To The Editor To whom it may concern: I must strenuously protest the lack of a new issue of your tabloid. It has been over a week now, and I find the veritable interregnum of an interruption disconcerting. It's not that I actually read your newspaper, which would be a complete and utter waste of my time; however, at issue is the need for regularity in the Downs. Imagine, if you will, a battalion of backed-up Barrow Wights bursting with bulging bowels, a confluence of constipated cadavers contcatentating in a lumbering, lengthy line in the locale of the lone loo in the empty environs of Eriador! The methane leak alone may well suffocate the entire Downs! So, do your part to end this insufferable irregularity by publishing your platitudinous periodical, and I shall do my part and continue to ignore its existence; except, of course, in instances such as this when The Downer's absence causes obstructive enormities. Thank you in advance for the speedy discharge of your duty, Ms. Emma Na Manumit Disemboguing, Thorpechestershireborroughton __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

08-06-2010, 09:57 AM	#11
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	The more and more I look at this, the more disturbing it gets! I didn't realise that Philip's body was still in the cloak. So Peter is handling his dead father's body... __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

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