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Old 07-12-2010, 09:13 AM   #1
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Yes! My own shop! Muhahahaha!!! It's up and coming you know. We've got only the cheapest exsplsives!! Everything from sparklers to nuclear bombs!

Are you saying Runes beef is fake? Or that you sell beef too? Hotdog come! She sells fake bacon!

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Old 07-12-2010, 12:06 PM   #2
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Yes! My own shop! Muhahahaha!!! It's up and coming you know. We've got only the cheapest explosives!! Everything from sparklers to nuclear bombs!
Goodness me! And I thought that Lottie was an extremist!
I do hope that you have realised, dear, that you advertising in The Downer comes with a price.
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Old 07-12-2010, 02:36 PM   #3
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Goodness me! And I thought that Lottie was an extremist!
I do hope that you have realised, dear, that you advertising in The Downer comes with a price.

I didn't intend to, I just couldn't think of anything else. Wait! Uh oh, next week is going to come with a bang isn't it? Isn't it...?
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Old 07-12-2010, 02:48 PM   #4
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I didn't intend to, I just couldn't think of anything else. Wait! Uh oh, next week is going to come with a bang isn't it? Isn't it...?
Don't you even dare blow up The Downer's printing press! If you do you shall pay the consequences! The loyal readers of this fantastic newspaper will have to come get you for it, and by 'loyal readers' I mean this loyal reader.


. . . However, it would make quite the story. I may have to write one.
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That's what I was thinking. Not me blowing it up but you writing a story about me blowing me up!!

But...I'm a loyal fan. If I wasn't why'd I get All The Newspapers Ever Written Collectors Edition..?
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That's what I was thinking. Not me blowing it up but you writing a story about me blowing me up!!

But...I'm a loyal fan. If I wasn't why'd I get All The Newspapers Ever Written Collectors Edition..?
Oh, so you think that I should write a story about you? Well, all right.

You bought The Barrow Edition, didn't you? I am the proud owner of a signed copy of the Downer (or rather Teh Donwer), thank you very much. *Has superiority complex* . . . Oh wait.
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