WW LXXVII: The Metamorphs of Wolf-562-e

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

So, Mastermind, what do we do?? I wonder if we have power to flush the toilets!?

Well, that depends upon several factors. In order to flush toilets, the VTW has to be at 80% or higher. Unfortunately, the QTP cut out due to unforseen failure of the Biseral Voltage, which lowered the VTW to a mere 72%. Unless the TP scores can be raised to at least 650 on ALL facets, the toilets will be unflushable. That is, they'll flush, but they won't actually drain. Just, you know, flood.

By the way, don't go in the downstairs bathroom...

[Blind Guardian]

Originally Posted by Loslote

Well, that depends upon several factors. In order to flush toilets, the VTW has to be at 80% or higher. Unfortunately, the QTP cut out due to unforseen failure of the Biseral Voltage, which lowered the VTW to a mere 72%. Unless the TP scores can be raised to at least 650 on ALL facets, the toilets will be unflushable. That is, they'll flush, but they won't actually drain. Just, you know, flood.

I have 4 Energizer Rechargeable batteries! And I hid some car batteries downstairs a few years back.

Originally Posted by Loslote

By the way, don't go in the downstairs bathroom...

Oh brother...

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

I have 4 Energizer Rechargeable batteries! And I hid some car batteries downstairs a few years back.

Alas, Energizer Rechargable Batteries would throw off the delicate STV balance of the HYZs. Car batteries might work if not for the offsetting Gemitode Resistance Lobe. You offer is noble, but I'm afraid all the batteries would do is override the system and cause the NPQs to malfuntion.

EDIT: I swear I didn't notice that one of the abbreviations was STD.

[Blind Guardian]

Originally Posted by Loslote

Alas, Energizer Rechargable Batteries would throw off the delicate STV balance of the HYZs. Car batteries might work if not for the offsetting Gemitode Resistance Lobe. You offer is noble, but I'm afraid all the batteries would do is override the system and cause the NPQs to malfuntion.

Oh well, I tried. Well I'm going to go poop (yeah in that downstairs toilet) then go to bed.

Originally Posted by Loslote

EDIT: I swear I didn't notice that one of the abbreviations was STD.

What's wrong with that?

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

What's wrong with that?

...if you don't know, I really don't want to explain it.

[Blind Guardian]

Originally Posted by Loslote

...if you don't know, I really don't want to explain it.

*Googles* ohhhh, nevermind.


Edit: I knew that, just didn't realize it. *yawns*

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

*yawns*

Go to sleep, silly! *channels Sally the Sleep Police Chief*