The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Laurinquë]

Originally Posted by wilwarin538

"Why is there an eel?" hahaha, love that.

Such a great, nonsensical line!

Originally Posted by Loslote

I'lll pass along the message if I ever meet Lostlote.

She's bound to join the Downs any day now.

Originally Posted by Hammond the Skull

When Davem's drug habits got so bad that they opened a rip in the skin of the universe, no one knew quite what to expect. It turns out that the alternate dimension that the cracks lead to was one in which Sauron was good. Anti-Sauron is kind, benevolent and always gives out Jelly Babies to the children.

Personally, I'm more concerned about your Doctor Who habits Hookbill. Er, I mean 'Hammond the Skull'. By the way, I'm still a child right? I deserve Jelly Babies too.