Tolkien Translated... into Googlese

[mormegil]

You cannot enter here. Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!

became

You can here. Back to the list of sinks: go! What is the low expectations and an MBA. Go!

4 translations to be on masters degree and on the 5th it was an MBA.

[Thinlómien]

No bubbles!!!

Thanks Pitchie for the wonderful link.

Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.

became

Win it! I will not say anything. Many of those who live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. You are women? And not satisfied with the deal in court for death. Even the wisest knows all the ends.

and

The biter bit, the hawk under eagle's foot, the spider in the steel web!

became

Biter bit by the Eagle and the promotion of the Internet!

Rather interesting, eh?

[Urwen]

5. "Yes, we're happy, I drink blood, so I can use a password trapped in the blood, Mr. President, and the wrong brand of blood. I hunger to death."

It's easy

Yes,gladly I'll drink your blood to avenge blood of you-know-who and unjustful slaying of the Lame.I'll kill you swiftly.

But can you translate this:

Get away from my garden,you giant toad of Mr.Gloomy!