Sauron,Morgoth and Feanor hatred club

[mormegil]

I understand and am sensitive to the plight of those who have OCD...with that said, Feanor takes this malady to a new and ridiculous extreme. Could you imagine having Feanor be a coworker. If the stapler was 1/18 of an inch out of alignment he would notice and it would bother him and he would embark on some fool quest until the stapler was fixed. Look at the way the buffoon undertook the foolhardy mission to take back his precious shinny stones. I mean really any novelty shop should have similar stones in stock.

My parents often told me I had a one track mind as a child but at least that track could be changed from time to time, with Feanor one that track was on, it stuck and nothing would ever change it.

Now Sauron, let's think, oh yes can you imagine him brooding..."I"m going to make the most powerful weapon ever. I shall pour my whole spirit and malice into it. With this I shall become more powerful than ever. I shall make a...*thinking* mace, no that's too obvious, ummm impregnable armor, nah too easy, *snaps his fingers* I've got it *says aloud " I'll make a ring" *all goblins look at him questioningly* How silly a concept to put all your power in one object. Can you imagine going to your financial advisor and saying "Yes sir, I'd like to put all my money in General Motors".

Melkor, the hippies worst nightmare. He snuck into Valinor and could have caused some actual causalities but nooooo he attacks trees...Munchie and Petal are severely traumatized but really trees reproduce so let's not worry about that. He's a sub-par villain at best whose only real claim to fame is that it took him a long time to sufficiently raise the ire of his superiors.

[Pitchwife]

Originally Posted by Esty

But are caninist stories caninical??

*suffocates from laughing fit*

Originally Posted by morm

If the stapler was 1/18 of an inch out of alignment he would notice and it would bother him and he would embark on some fool quest until the stapler was fixed.

Exactly. Who else would come close to starting a kinstrife over the correct pronunciation of þ (see the Shibboleth)? So it seems Feanor's second name was... Monk?! *ROFL*