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Airaloske · 01-14-2010, 04:33 AM

unfortunately, tax men (as is common knowledge among the many folk of Middle Earth) have exceptionally good senses of smell; so good, in fact, that they can -read- only by using their noses. It is a trait that they have adopted over the centuries from close dealings with the Nazgul, because everyone knows that the only things worse than the Nazgul are tax men.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-14-2010, 08:18 AM

Fortunately, Denethor, in one of his shrewder moves,
had set up Tolfalas as an offshore tax haven.

Loslote · 01-14-2010, 07:55 PM

Unfortunately, the bubonic plague soon drove the poor tax-evading souls from their haven.

Lindale · 01-14-2010, 10:14 PM

Fortunately Queen Beruthiel had a *magic* cure for bubonic plague.

Loslote · 01-14-2010, 11:59 PM

Unfortunately, she wouldn't share because she's an evil Queenie.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-15-2010, 08:13 AM

Fortunately, her evil cats were eager to share
in return for some high quality catnip.

Lindale · 01-15-2010, 10:22 AM

Unfortunately the white cat was kidnapped by a bunch of cat-hating ruffians.

Galadriel · 03-01-2010, 04:07 AM

Unfortunately, he got sued anyway.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-01-2010, 08:22 AM

Fortunately, Mandos explained that it was fated
that Leggy would get off scott free, so everyone
decided to go and give Bilbo an unexpected party.

Morsul the Dark · 03-01-2010, 08:32 AM

Unfortunately Mandos Then decreed that Legolas would have to Pay at least the cost of the party

Glirdan · 03-01-2010, 11:45 AM

Fortunately, Leggy was a Prince and therefore had no problem paying for half the cost of the party.

01-14-2010, 04:33 AM	#1
Airaloske Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bluefield, West Virginia, United States Posts: 43	unfortunately, tax men (as is common knowledge among the many folk of Middle Earth) have exceptionally good senses of smell; so good, in fact, that they can -read- only by using their noses. It is a trait that they have adopted over the centuries from close dealings with the Nazgul, because everyone knows that the only things worse than the Nazgul are tax men. __________________ I am never leaving, and I am never looking back.

01-14-2010, 08:18 AM	#2
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Denethor, in one of his shrewder moves, had set up Tolfalas as an offshore tax haven. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-14-2010, 07:55 PM	#3
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, the bubonic plague soon drove the poor tax-evading souls from their haven. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-14-2010, 10:14 PM	#4
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately Queen Beruthiel had a magic cure for bubonic plague. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-14-2010, 11:59 PM	#5
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Unfortunately, she wouldn't share because she's an evil Queenie. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-15-2010, 08:13 AM	#6
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, her evil cats were eager to share in return for some high quality catnip. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-15-2010, 10:22 AM	#7
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately the white cat was kidnapped by a bunch of cat-hating ruffians. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

03-01-2010, 04:07 AM	#8
Galadriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In Eldamar beside the walls of Elven Tirion Posts: 551	Hi Unfortunately, he got sued anyway.

03-01-2010, 08:22 AM	#9
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Mandos explained that it was fated that Leggy would get off scott free, so everyone decided to go and give Bilbo an unexpected party. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-01-2010, 08:32 AM	#10
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Unfortunately Mandos Then decreed that Legolas would have to Pay at least the cost of the party __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

03-01-2010, 11:45 AM	#11
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Leggy was a Prince and therefore had no problem paying for half the cost of the party. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

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