Merry Christmas!

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Mnemosyne

Pippin Christmas, everybody.

Honestly, the discrimination of some folks...

Knew someone would come up with that...

This is what went through my mind:


Person 1: Pippin Christmas. Stop discriminating him.

Person 2: But they're both Hobbits from the East of the Brandywine. Aragorn Christmas, anyone?

P1: But they're both humans. That's discrimination. How about Legolas Christmas?

P2: Or Gimli Christmas?

P3: This is getting ridiculous... why even bother sticking to Tolkien? How about an Eönwë Christmas?

P1 and P2: *simultaneously* Uh... that is Tolkien...

P3: I meant the BDer

*spirals off into insanity*

Originally Posted by Morthoron

In any case, I'd loike to leave you wif' anotha Jethro Tull Christmas song -- in keepin' wif' th' season 'n' all, and wif' me previously posted pla'itudes. Lor' bless you and your'n.

Through long December nights we talk in words of rain or snow,
while you through chattering teeth reply and curse us as you go.
Why not spare a thought this day for those who have no flame
to warm their bones at Christmas time?
Say Jack Frost and the Hooded Crow.

I thought you were going to go for Another Christmas Song (Or was that your plan for next year?), but I suppose this one works just as well.