What do you "assign" to the Shire? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Loslote · 11-22-2009, 08:24 PM

I assign planning committees for - and I'm not making this up - "the Fall Retreat, which will take place in February." The official-sounding language was most amusing.

Hakon · 11-22-2009, 08:48 PM

I assign fictional worlds that help make your homework fun. We had the assignment to write a war poem for English, we are looking at World War II lately. I have been trying to write some minor poems about some battles in a fictional world I came up with and I changed one around a bit and finished my homework. It was so fun. Yay for creative like assignments in English class.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 11-22-2009, 11:52 PM

Apple computers.

Does your computer know how to tell knock knock jokes? Because mine does.

Hakon · 11-23-2009, 02:13 PM

How does it do that? I have an apple computer but mine cannot tell knock knock jokes.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 11-23-2009, 03:59 PM

Under System Preferences, click Speech. Make sure 'Speakable Items' is on. Hold down 'ESC' and say, "Tell me a joke." Enjoy.

Loslote · 11-26-2009, 07:59 PM

I assign waking up at ten (okay, that is something to assign, but there is more) to a phone call from a friend I haven't heard from in two years. And then having an awesome day to boot!

Mithalwen · 11-27-2009, 05:56 AM

ABS (anti-lock brakes) without which I might not have been here after my car aquaplaned last night - I don't think I would have had the wit or skill to cadence brake when I hit a load of floodwater the lights didn't pick up in time...

11-22-2009, 08:24 PM	#1
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	I assign planning committees for - and I'm not making this up - "the Fall Retreat, which will take place in February." The official-sounding language was most amusing. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-22-2009, 08:48 PM	#2
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	I assign fictional worlds that help make your homework fun. We had the assignment to write a war poem for English, we are looking at World War II lately. I have been trying to write some minor poems about some battles in a fictional world I came up with and I changed one around a bit and finished my homework. It was so fun. Yay for creative like assignments in English class. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

11-22-2009, 11:52 PM	#3
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Apple computers. Does your computer know how to tell knock knock jokes? Because mine does. __________________ peace

11-23-2009, 02:13 PM	#4
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	How does it do that? I have an apple computer but mine cannot tell knock knock jokes. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

11-23-2009, 03:59 PM	#5
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Under System Preferences, click Speech. Make sure 'Speakable Items' is on. Hold down 'ESC' and say, "Tell me a joke." Enjoy. __________________ peace

11-26-2009, 07:59 PM	#6
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	I assign waking up at ten (okay, that is something to assign, but there is more) to a phone call from a friend I haven't heard from in two years. And then having an awesome day to boot! __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-27-2009, 05:56 AM	#7
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	ABS (anti-lock brakes) without which I might not have been here after my car aquaplaned last night - I don't think I would have had the wit or skill to cadence brake when I hit a load of floodwater the lights didn't pick up in time...

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