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TheGreatElvenWarrior · 10-30-2009, 02:27 PM

John Fillis looks so healthy.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-01-2009, 06:06 PM

News gives us all a good feeling. Doesn't it? No? Oh well...

Peter is tired of listening to Colins...

Oh dear! Where will this lead? The swamp, probably...

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

It's all getting out of hand! Come back on Thursday to find out the Soap Pope's name when we visit... THE BATHICAN!

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 11-01-2009, 06:58 PM

PANIC, PANIC, PANIC, PANIC!!!!

Okay, I'm done with that now.

Pitchwife · 11-02-2009, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Downer, Issue #167

World's Tallest Mountain Retires

The Ministery of Geology denies this. According to high-placed sources, Mr William Everest (affectionately called 'Billy' by his friends) and his charming wife Ethel, née Tree, are merely going on a long-deserved holiday and are expected back in a few million years. Their representatives, Messrs Zappa, Volman & Kaylan, are quoted as confirming that the couple's global sightseeing tour will include a visit to New York. Metropolitan authorities have commenced work on planning how to provide accomodation for Mr and Mrs Everest without endangering public safety. Given that the lofty guests' arrival in NYC isn't expected within the next 500 millennia, they should have ample time for taking appropriate steps, so there's no need for the population to panic quite yet.

**The Saucepan Man** · 11-02-2009, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Downer

Ministry of Truth Declares to works of The Saucepan Man to be False

... and, as I have consistently maintained throughout my works, the Ministry of Truth is always correct.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-02-2009, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

... and, as I have consistently maintained throughout my works, the Ministry of Truth is always correct.

AAAAAAAGHHHH!!! *brain explodes*

Thank you, Saucepan Man. I hope you're happy.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-02-2009, 03:43 PM

I like that the caption under the photo is the same as last week, it just shows how diverse a person Squatter is.

11-01-2009, 06:06 PM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	News gives us all a good feeling. Doesn't it? No? Oh well... Peter is tired of listening to Colins... Oh dear! Where will this lead? The swamp, probably... Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING It's all getting out of hand! Come back on Thursday to find out the Soap Pope's name when we visit... THE BATHICAN! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-01-2009, 06:58 PM	#3
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	I'm panicking! PANIC, PANIC, PANIC, PANIC!!!! Okay, I'm done with that now. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

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10-30-2009, 02:27 PM	#1
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	John Fillis looks so healthy. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.