What do you assign to Mordor?

[Lindale]

I assign the terrible cyclone that hit our country terribly, and reduced the middle classes of the Southern Tagalog area to nothing... terrible floods everywhere last weekend, it's only now that I had a chance to open my computer.

On the lighter side, I also assign the two snakes that almost made it into our house in the height of the tempest. My bro and my dad whacked them with our bolo used for cutting grass... I suppose we're lucky, we here in the suburbs near rice fields got floodwaters from the mountains and ricefields, contaminated by nothing more than snakes, frogs, and dead poultry, but in the urban places they got trash in the flood...