TIG: LXV - Our fate lies with...them?

[Boromir88]

The D-league vs. the Dark Monarch

Volume 1, Issue 7: Thou of awesomeness, we salute you.

"So, Fea is going to die at the end anyway? I'm tempted to vote her." said tp.

"Anyone who votes for Fea will automatically get a vote from me." said morm.

"I would normally agree with you tp." began Rikae. "But with the amount of villains, and number of deaths each night, we should vote someone else to give us another chance at catching a villain today."

"I'm not saying we should all vote for and lynch Fea." protested tp. "I'm saying let's give her a few votes, so she can be a safe fall back if it just so happens the leading vote getter says 'I'm the Hunter'"

Ahh...said most of the villagers. All seeming to agree tp was making the most sense, but at the same time not trusting his motives.

I needed the shelter of Brinn's arms, there you were.
I needed you sally to understand my ups and downs, there you were.
With sweet love and devotion
Deeply touching my emotion
I just want to stop and thank you wilwa
I just want to stop and thank you Dury
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
(Compliments to James Taylor)

"That's it," declared Durelin. " ++the phantom "

"I still say Fea." said Lommy. "She's too beautiful to be kept alive."

"And too smart." added Pitch.

"Plus too clever." chimed in Nerwen.

"Not to mention too scary." shivered Hakon

"Did someone already say too beautiful?" asked Form

Fea, who had been silent the entire time decided to speak up. "Basically you all want to kill me because I'm awesome then?"

"Yes Fea." said Nienna. "Whatever you touch is awesome. We can not deal with all your awesomeness."

The heroes made their first decision. It would be Fea, but as they all closed around her, Fea suddenly dropped dead.

"What happened?" asked alona.

"I think she died because she was so awesome." said Shasta.

"You can die from awesomeness? I didn't know that." Lari sounded impressed.

"Well how many people did we know as awesome as Fea?" asked Mira. But it was a rhetorical question, because all the heroes knew the answer was "no one."

Fea lie dead caused by pure awesomeness. Everyone waited around to see if there was a transformation. There was none. She was an ordo.

~~

"Well, that didn't turn out as well as expected." said tum. "Should we try another?"

The heroes decided they would try their luck at another. But who? The controversial Hakon? The subtetly suspicious Pitch? The bear-mongerers Rikae and tp? The some-reason-presumed-to-be-dangerous Nessa?

"How about Hakon?" said morm.

"It won't do good killing me!" protested Hakon.

"Pitch is kind of suspicious for some reason." said Shasta.

"Yes." agreed Rikae "He sounds reasonable, yet doesn't post too much."

"You're making a HUGE mistake!" screamed Pitch as he entered back with the rest.

"Why is that?" they all asked at the same time.

"I'M YOUR SEER FOR PETE'S SAKE!" Pitch was irate. "YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL LISTENED TO THE PHANTOM."

All the heroes looked around at first. Startled, questioning whether he was bluffing.

"Too late now." said Nienna. "Sorry."

Pitch called his flies to help him escape. They came! They were coming! Get here, Get here my brethren! The flies came in the nick of time to lift Pitch up and out of the crowd looking for blood. He soared higher and higher, this time way above the treetops. He kept climbing higher, but they only kept lifting him up. The flies quickly dropped Pitch, and he fell long, hard, and hit with a mighty splat.

Pitch was dead. The heroes gathered around, and out of his hand roled a magical eye. The eye of Wild-eye. The Heroes seer was dead.

"Told you this would happen." said tp bowing his head.
Living

wilwa (the Dark Monarch)

alonariel- Rosemancer, creates useful, everyday charms
autume- Lady Tum, The Fish Whisperer, can converse with fish
Brinn- Butterfingers (aka The Klutz) breaks everything she touches
Durelin- Felis Grey, under the impression her domestic cats obey her
Fea- Docter Girlfriend, can flirt exceptionally for unusually long intervals
Formendacil- Celibateman, saving girls everywhere from awkward 1st dates
Hakon- Leaf man, can grow leaves on his limbs whenever he wants
Inziladun- Docter Electron, can predict the precise moment a light bulb will blow
Lari- Hover girl, can hover 3 feet off the ground
Lommy- Prin-Guin, claimed princess of the penguins, wears a penguin suit and crown
Macalaure- The Incredible Sulk, when angry he turns green and pouts
Mira- Narcolepsy girl, falls asleep at the most inoppurtune moment
morm- Athletes Foot Man, grows edible green fungus in feet
Nerwen- The Reverser, can read and write backwards
Nessa- Laughing Lass, can make others laugh uncontrollably
Nienna- Word Cloud Girl, analyzes people based on the frequency of the words they use
Pitchwife- Studebaker Hawk, flies by covering legs in syrup which attracts a swarm of flies
Rikae- Doktor Von und Zum Quatsch
sally- Movie quotes girl, quotes/recognizes quotes out of movies and TV
Shasta- Mr. E., always cast in shadows
the phantom- Candor Man not to be confused with Condor Man, the truth is brutal

Dead

Boro- Wild-eye (Night 1)
Fea- Doctor Girlfriend, died from sheer awesomeness (Day 1) - ordo
Pitch- Studebaker Hawk, fell to his death (Day 1) - seer

It is now NIGHT 2. Villains talk and send in a kill. Bear send in a kill. Hunter and Ranger choices. BFFs you know what to do.

Edit: the narrations contain no hints to people's roles. I stuck with what the general idea of the heroes were towards something, or a person. If you think I've misrepresented you, you can PM me. Thanks