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Old 07-21-2009, 11:52 AM   #1
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Gollum:She sssspoilssss nicccce fisssh!*gollum*


Bobby the balrog, why did you see fit to pursue the fellowship in Moria?
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Old 07-21-2009, 04:39 PM   #2
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Bobby the balrog, why did you see fit to pursue the fellowship in Moria?
Pursue? Pursue! I'll have you know I was taking my usual afternoon stroll through Moria when some old bearded geezer with a nasty stick was blocking my way onto the bridge (he seemed to be drunk). He then started swearing at me and calling me all kinds of nasty things. Then he broke the bridge under my feet! Well, I can tell you, I was quite upset. Perhaps pulling him down into the chasm with me was rather over the line, but he was so rude!


Gandalf, wouldn't it have been smarter to cross the Misty Mountains just east of Rivendell (the way you took in the Hobbit) and travelling along the Anduin to Lothlorien, rather than getting so close to Sauron's spies and eventually having to go through Moria? I mean, doesn't that make more sense?
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Old 07-24-2009, 05:32 AM   #3
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Gandalf" My good fellow, have you ever tried explaining anything to Aragorn? The man has no sense of reason whatsoever!



Galadriel, why didn't you just take the ring from Frodo? It would've been so easy.
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Old 07-24-2009, 06:04 AM   #4
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I realized that the whole "beautiful and terrible as the dawn" thing would have been bad for my complexion.

Ar-Pharazon: Did you really think you could pull off invading (ahem) Valinor?
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Old 07-31-2009, 12:45 PM   #5
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AP: Yes, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Eru!

Sam, I am trying to start my own Mallorn Farm. Any words of advice?
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Old 08-02-2009, 01:35 PM   #6
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Sam: Well, the real trick is to steal one of those fancy magic rings, and use them to make your trees special. It makes perfect sense.

Theoden, how did you fall under Wormtongue's influence. Look at the guy, he should have seemed suspicious the moment you laid eyes on him.
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Old 08-27-2009, 03:58 PM   #7
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Alas me,my not-so-tecnologicaly-advanced people has not invented glasses yet-his image was quite vague...

Maedros,which is the true nature of your "friendship" with Fingolfin?
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