Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

I wish that everybody listened to Tom Bombadil's songs.

Richard E Granted.

Tom's first album "Come Merry Dol" is a best seller all over Middle Earth. But after his second album "Christmas Merry Dol" bombs, Tom becomes a laughing stock and is forcibly evicted from Middle Earth by catapult. He therefore never rescues the Hobbits from Old Man Willow and the Barrow Wights roam free, eating all the cakes in The Shire.

I wish Gollum had decided to play Rock-Paper-Scissors instead of Riddles with Bilbo