Be careful what you wish for...

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish The Balrog in Moria had more lines to say.

Wish Granted, Unfortunately the only line the Balrog ever said was: "Your Fired!"

Bad joke.. And i KNEW i should have been more spacific!


I wish the Other Gothmog had the Ring.

Next Stop: Witch-King! (Sorry about wishing for the same wish Twice )

[Eönwë]

Wish Granted.
Unfortunately people still don't know what he is and he gets so upset about this that he has a tantrum and by mistake throws the ring into Mount Doom.


I wish that everybody listened to Tom Bombadil's songs.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

I wish that everybody listened to Tom Bombadil's songs.

Richard E Granted.

Tom's first album "Come Merry Dol" is a best seller all over Middle Earth. But after his second album "Christmas Merry Dol" bombs, Tom becomes a laughing stock and is forcibly evicted from Middle Earth by catapult. He therefore never rescues the Hobbits from Old Man Willow and the Barrow Wights roam free, eating all the cakes in The Shire.

I wish Gollum had decided to play Rock-Paper-Scissors instead of Riddles with Bilbo

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Gollum had decided to play Rock-Paper-Scissors instead of Riddles with Bilbo

Thy wish is granted

However, Bilbo does not know how to play the game, and Gollum spends so long explaining it to Bilbo that Gandalf and the Dwarves manage to find and save Bilbo. Gollum gets killed by the dwarves (against Gandalf's better reasoning), and isn't there at the end to take the ring from Frodo and fall into the Cracks of Doom. Evil wins.


I wish Gollum could sing well

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

I wish Gollum could sing well

-Pulls a Magic Wand and waves it around- Bibidi, Babidi Buu! Your wish be granted!

Gollum eventually became the greatest singer in all of Middle-Earth, unfortunately he eventually lost his voice while singing everyone's favorite song: So juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEET! it shattered many windows..

I wish this game to be revived- I mean..
I wish that the Witch-King, Gothmog and the Mouth of Sauron be turned into Dragons!

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Babidi Buu

I wish that the Witch-King, Gothmog and the Mouth of Sauron be turned into Dragons!

As it was foretold by the Seer "Iseeyouwhenyousleep" (he was not very popular, especially among women) in an act of defiance against the Lords of the West, The WK, Gothmog and Mouth of Sauron completed an ancient ritual which allowed their fear to inhabit the bodies of great dragon-like creatures

Sadly Gollum slipped into the crack of doom just a fraction of a second after they had transformed

I wish the White Tree of Gondor, a seedling (through a long line) of Telperion the great had began producing light during Aragorn's reign

[Morsul the Dark]

Wish granted, however to light is too bright causing all oh minas tirith to develope insomnia...

I The Watcher in the Water had never grabbed Frodo.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Morsul in the Dark

I The Watcher in the Water had never grabbed Frodo.

Your wish is granted. But, unfortunately, the Fellowship did not go through Moria and went through Rohan. The Ring was caught by Saruman who became the new Dark Lord.

I wish that Turin had not died right after he killed Glaurung!