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05-07-2009, 07:29 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
Posts: 2,515
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LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Dear Sir and/or Madam: Rumors of my affair with a box have bin overblown. Pandora and I are merely friends, in case you weren't aware. She's really not my type, as she has too much junk in her trunk -- if you know what I mean. I'm sorry, I just had to get that off my chest; I couldn't go on dragging that baggage about with me. Regards, Morthoron Moriquendi Prince of Portmanteau
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