It's not magic; it's the future!

[alatar]

Think that Bb has us a wee bit off track.

The West Door of Moria could be simply a voice-activated door keyed to a specific word.

For Bill the Pony, we could just have a pony or the "Big Dog" four-legged walking robot. Similarly, Dwarves could be technology-enhanced humans. There's a framework that one can wear that allows the wearer to carry much heavier loads than normal possible. A person can move while wearing this structure as onboard computers assist.

Still, even with our advanced technology, one can only be 'so pretty,' and so we may never achieve elfdom.

[Mnemosyne]

Originally Posted by alatar

Still, even with our advanced technology, one can only be 'so pretty,' and so we may never achieve elfdom.

I think an allusion to walking on/in custard is relevant at this point.

[alatar]

Originally Posted by Mnemosyne

I think an allusion to walking on/in custard is relevant at this point.

Here we go...I assume we're speaking of snow angels?

Originally Posted by Bêthberry

The love of Arwen and Aragorn.

I assume you mean 'undying love between a mortal and a hot non-mortal.' Well, with the advent of a robotic runway model coupled with a Canadian who built himself a robotic girlfriend, in a few years you should be able to order your undying She-Elf (or Ranger) to accompany you through life until the day you die (or until you forget to replace the batteries, or the thing goes rogue).

What bliss!

[Nogrod]

The frightening effect of the advent of the Nazgul - and it is said the shriek of them was the thing men had to fly away from.

Every upgraded police-force - and some ships sailing near the Somalian coastline - have these sonic weapons which force people to back away in horror as the sound just feels like it bursts their brain into pieces.


Elvish blades that sense orcs - any modern sensory equipment that senses movement at certain radius and/or scents. The orcs would actually smell something of their own and it shouldn't be hard to built a sensor detecting that strong a smell today.

[Bêthberry]

Originally Posted by alatar

Think that Bb has us a wee bit off track.

Originally Posted by alatar

I assume you mean 'undying love between a mortal and a hot non-mortal.' Well, with the advent of a robotic runway model coupled with a Canadian who built himself a robotic girlfriend, in a few years you should be able to order your undying She-Elf (or Ranger) to accompany you through life until the day you die (or until you forget to replace the batteries, or the thing goes rogue).

What bliss!

You think I put us off track and then you go linking to a Faux News story? Suuuurrrre.

It would appear this won't include family fecundity just yet, so perhaps it still requires some tinkering. And just think of the free will discussions it would lead to.

Sailing west: Launching ashes into space

[Mithalwen]

Alatar's post reminded me of this long held theory of mine regarding the true origins of the Silmarilli and Palantiri...

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpos...0&postcount=64

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpos...0&postcount=27

[alatar]

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Alatar's post reminded me of this long held theory of mine regarding the true origins of the Silmarilli and Palantiri...

Too funny Mith! What you seem to be saying that, whether magic or technology, having a wife is the mother of invention...or something.

"Hunny? Wanna here about my day?"

"Sorry hon; gotta go out to the shed and make something magical."

[Mithalwen]

Originally Posted by alatar

Too funny Mith! What you seem to be saying that, whether magic or technology, having a wife is the mother of invention...or something.

"Hunny? Wanna here about my day?"

"Sorry hon; gotta go out to the shed and make something magical."

Indeed - after all there is evidence for this in our world - Haydn apparently wrote so many string quartets because he was unhappily married and it got him out of the house in the evenings.....

[alatar]

Originally Posted by Bêthberry

You think I put us off track and then you go linking to a Faux News story? Suuuurrrre.

Well then, there's this link as well. Note that I'm not implying that Canadian men must resort to this extreme behaviour in order to get a date due to lack of available or suitable companions...

It would appear this won't include family fecundity just yet, so perhaps it still requires some tinkering. And just think of the free will discussions it would lead to.

Yet. And at least Arwen went away and died after Aragorn passed. What would one do with a robot mate? The trash bin would seem a bit harsh. But to keep them around, with all of the legal issues (especially of they have inherited estates), might be bothersome as well.

Welcome to the future, I guess (and it seems that it's dawning a bit sooner up north there).


And sailing West? Why, that's going to America, the Blessed Realm, of course.