T-I-G LVI: Panic at the Prancing Pony

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Trouble at Bree

Kitanna: I’ve got bad news, village.

Village: Oh, no! What is it?

Kitanna: The Riders are attacking Hogwarts

Village: *gasp* What will we do?

Kitanna: I dunno.

Sally: Muahahahahahaha! Now Bree is mine!

Lommy: I am Butterbur, the village’s seer. I must stop it. *reveals Sally is a wraith*

Sally: Muahahahahahaha! EAT PIE!

Lommy: Aaaaaaaaaaah. *dies*

Greenie: Here she comes.

Beregond: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs offstage*

Sally: It’s time to die. For you.

Menel: You can’t do this!

Sally: Oh, yes, I can! *draws blade*

Menel and Greenie: Wait!

Sally: What is it?

Menel and Greenie: *run away*

Sally: Hey! Blast!

Beregond: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs back onstage* *pokes Sally* Bother. Whee! *runs back offstage*

Sally: Grr…

Greenie: What are we going to do?

Menel: There’s nothing we can do. We’re finished.

Beregond: Wait a minute! I’ve got a plan. *cue echo machine*

Sally: Oh, village? Where are you?

Menel (offstage): We’re over here.

Sally: Well, here I come.

Beregond: Wait. We’re a little more to the right.

Sally: Oh. Here?

Menel: Almost.

Greenie: That’s right.

Sally: I don’t see anybody here.

Beregond: Okay, ready? SHOOT HER!

*Villagers pull out AK-47’s and shoot Sally*

Village: YAAAAAAAY!!!