What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Mithalwen]

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

I assign when the cat gets in bed with you, which helps you sleep, though of course the cat does not intend that, oh no, the cat merely intends to get a nice comfy place to sleep and probably eat your soul or something. But all the same, it's like having an uber-furry hot water bottle with you

I appreciated my friends' cats working shifts when i stayed with them in NZ (no central heating) but when they both wanted to join me I ended up having to sleep round them - rather like with childseats in cars, the smallest beings take up the most space. And my last cat liked to sleep along my bolster which was a bit disconcerting.

[Lalwendë]

Lemmy specialises in getting into the smallest spaces possible though. She used to hide in my shoes when she was a kitten and was so small you didn't spot her!

The snoring usually drives her off eventually though

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

She used to hide in my shoes when she was a kitten and was so small you didn't spot her!

Or maybe you use hughe shoes and have really bad eyesight?
(just a theory)